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Radio Active (1998 CA) - These kids were pretending to have a secret initiation test for this girl's little sister, to their radio station. They were all dressed up in robes and one person said "these robes make us look silly" or something along those lines. this other guy said "I dunno I think their kind of cool, ...These aren't the droids you're looking for...only a master of Evil Darth!" and made lightsaber sounds, the guy said "thank you Obi-won ke- something"  (Thanks, LORDeron_MAULer!)

Radio Free Roscoe (2003 US) - Robert 'Robbie' McGrath (Stephenson), an underground radio station DJ,  is having difficulty working the buttons for the show while on the air, he says, "Use the Force, Robbie"

Ranma ½ (1989 JA) - Season 3 Ranma's dad says a variant of the "A long time ago..." bit (Thanks to John at Obroa-Skai for this reference!)

Reboot (1994 US) -
[1] The Episode With No Name (#3.8) 4/26/99 Matrix brings together a virtual army...guardians, very R2D2-like 
[2] Matrix and Andraia land on a planet which is just like Tatooine in ANH, which has a spaceport.

Recess (1997 US) - Mikey describes TJ (who's let being principal for the day get to his head), "he's more machine than kid now"

Red Dwarf (1988 UK) -
[1] The opening of Backwards (#3.1) 11/14/89 (explains the first two seasons using the SW style crawl):
RED DWARF III: THE SAGA CONTINUUMS THE STORY SO FAR... 

Three million years in the future, Dave Lister, the last Human being alive discovers he is pregnant after a liaison with his female self in a parallel universe. His pregnancy concludes with the successful delivery of twin boys, Jim and Bexley. However, because the twins were conceived in another universe, with different physical laws, they suffer from highly accelerated growth rates, and are both eighteen years old within three days of being born. In order to save their lives, Lister returns them to the universe of their origin, where they are reunited with their father (a woman), and are able to lead comparatively normal lives. Well, as normal as you can be if you've been born in a parallel universe and your father's a woman and your mother's a man and you're eighteen years three days after your birth. Shortly afterwards, Kryten, the service mechanoid who had left the ship after being rescued from his own crashed vessel, the Nova 5, is found in pieces after his space bike crash lands onto an asteroid. Lister rebuilds the 'noid, but is unable to recapture his former personality. Meanwhile, Holly, the increasingly erratic Red Dwarf computer, performs a head sex change operation on himself. He bases his new face on Hilly, a female computer with whom he'd once fallen madly in love. And now the saga continuums 

 AND NOW THE SAGA CONTINUUMS.... RED DWARF III: THE SAME GENERATION - NEARLY -



[2] Psirens (#6.1) 10/7/93 four Jawas pop their heads up in the beginning sequence.
[3] Duct Soup (#7.4) 2/7/97
[Enter KOCHANSKI, socks still over her ears and wrapped in her bed's blanket]
KRYTEN: oh my goodness, it's Princess Leia. Luke Skywalker went that way, ma,am
[4] On the Season 1 DVD Special Features, Craig Charles (Lister), commentary, is talking about a model of the Red Dwarf and where it's gone to.  He says, "it's probably in a box somewhere, you know like that Raiders of the Lost Ark bit at the end"
[5] Charles also compares Kryton's walk with that of C-3PO's.

Rescue from Gilligan's Island (1978 US) - 
[1] Ginger (Balwin) is told that she'll have to do a nude scene in her next film. Gilligan (Denver) offers this... there have been successful films without nudity, '...like Star Wars and Jaws'
[2] Ginger says, " Star Wars isn't dirty." Gilligan says, " R2-D2 is a four letter word."

Richard Pryor Show, The (1977 US) - Episode 1 (#1.1) 09/13/77 Skit: Star Wars Bar.

Robbery Homicide Division (2002 US) - Absolute Perfection 4/21/03 Use of the Wilhelm Scream

Robbie the Reindeer: Hooves of Fire (1999 UK) -
[1] Santa gets a new sleigh and says that he's made special modifications himself.
[2] Robbie has to find a way to train so he can be included into the Reindeer team.  Donner suggests that he use the wise old trainer "Old Jingle" (wise old hermit, Old Ben), who lives atop Pointy Mountain in a shack (Old Ben lives in an old hovel at the Dune Sea).  A training session starts and they go through training similar to that of Luke and Obi-Wan in ESB.  Old Jingle constantly refers to the saying, "use the Nose!" and "Use the Nose Jump!" (Use the Force)

Robbie the Reindeer: Legend of the Lost Tribe (2002 UK) - Note: SWAD alumnae Rob Paulsen and Grey Delisle (Griffin) voice characters in this episode
[1] Blitzen, who went to jail in Hooves of Fire, gets out in this episode and has some help...the Stormtrooper-like Rabbits...they all live in a thick forest:
[2] Blitzen has the reindeer build their own trap, when they escape Blitzen calls for his Rabbits to get them.  Old Jingle pops up and says, "Run!  You are our only hope"
[3] Robbie is running and comes to the edge of a cliff which looks down upon a huge crevice, he stops and Old Jingle appears (ala Obi-Wan in The Empire Strikes Back)... Note: the jump scene just after this was a reference to the film Vertical Limit.
[4] Robbie enlists the help of the Vikings...who are very small (much like the Ewoks in Return of the Jedi), oddly enough the villain swoops over Robbie, who is giving a King Henry the V-like speech to the Viking, in a glider (like the Ewok glider in ROTJ):
[5] In the Villain's new amusement park all the reindeer have been turned into robots, the Vikings go through what is simply the deer version of "It's a Small World" from Disneyland, and fight the White Rabbits (a little like the Ewoks/Stormtrooper battle on Endor) 
[6] Blitzen takes off in his ship and heads for the thick forest with Robbie in his popcorn powered craft close behind.  Robbie jumps from his craft to Blitzen's and his hits a tree and blows up like in Return of the Jedi:




[7] As the Vikings chase the White Rabbits towards the jail they are all making sounds like Ewoks.

Robocop: Prime Directives (2000 US) - Watch and let us know what the reference is!

Robot Chicken (2005 US) - 
[1] Plastic Buffet (#1.4) 03/13/05 During the Armageddon spoof sketch, the chosen leader of the mission is Harrison Ford and the boulder chase scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark is re-created with toys. 

[2] Plastic Buffet (#1.4) 03/13/05 a fanboy with a Star Wars t-shirt attends both Harrison Ford's and Mark Hamill's press conferences, saying "go get 'em Han Solo" at Harrison's conference.
[3] Plastic Buffet (#1.4) 03/13/05 Mark Hamill brags about blowing up the Death Star with his eyes closed at his press conference.
[4] Vegetable Fun Fest (#1.6) 03/27/05  There is a spoof of The Empire Strikes Back, the Bespin gantry scene where Darth Vader explains about being Luke's father, Leia's father, the fate of the Empire, building C-3PO, and Midichlorians.  Luke Skywalker walks off the set of ESB when "dad" decides he ought to know what the Force really is.
VADER:  "...it's tiny creatures called Midichlorians living in your blood"
LUKE: Look if you're not going to take this seriously I'm outta here!"
[5] A Piece of the Action (#1.7) 04/17/05 A spoof of science fiction conventions, complete with Star Wars costumed fans.  Also included is a Ronto in the parking lot, an AT-AT during the melee, and a shot of George Lucas at the end.
[6] A Piece of the Action (#1.7) 04/17/05 During the melee in the science fiction convention, the kid dressed as Darth Maul starts spinning his saber impressively.  Leonard Nimoy looks at him, then calmly pulls out a gun and shoots him.  
[7] A Piece of the Action (#1.7) 04/17/05 A spoof of The Empire Strikes Back probe droid scene with Ron Jeremy acting like Chewbacca and Erik Estrada shooting the droid like Han Solo.
[8]  S&M Present (#1.9) 04/17/05 In a spoof of the Karate Kid, Pat Morita tells Joey Fatone that he's too old for the training, then Ralph Macchio says "So was I, if you remember".  Later, Joey does a hand-stand with Pat Morita sitting on his feet while levitating boxes.
[9] Toy Meets Girl (#1.11) 05/01/05  While Lion-O explains to Michael Moore where the rest of the Thundercats are, Panthro is shown in a jail cell marked "1138".
[10] Operation Rich In Spirit (#1.17) 06/26/05 Michael Flatley is dancing on a stage...Narrator: Michael Flatley is the Lord of the Dance." Darth Vader arrives on stage as well, dancing just like Michael Flatley...Narrator: "Darth Vader is the Lord of the Sith" (Thanks to John at Obroa-Skai for references #1-10!) 
[11] Suck It (#2.1) 04/2/06 Han Solo in carbonite on-board the UFO that breaks the Phantom Zone that contains Set Green, the mad scientist, and the robot chicken in the episode's special opening sequence.
[12] Federated Resources (#2.2) 04/9/06 Cockpit hyperspace view when Corey Haim and Corey Feldman use the Corey Jet.
[13] Federated Resources (#2.2) 04/9/06 At the end of the Two Coreys skit, the location of the Bush Twins is...in a crate in the same warehouse as the Ark of the Covenant at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
[14] Celebrity Rocket (#2.4) 04/23/06 In the "Dance Dance Counter-revolution" skit, Castro says "Tu esta Bantha poodoo"
[15] Celebrity Rocket (#2.4) 04/23/06 At the end of the Highlander parody skit, Lindsay Lohan yells, "Unlimited powaaaaaah!"
[16] 1987 (#2.6) 05/07/06 A skit about Darth Vader calling Palpatine to tell him about the Death Star getting blown up, Mas Amedda also makes an appearance.
[17] 1987 (#2.6) 05/07/06 During the end credits, one line says "Nerf Herder, Scruffy looking - Garret Elkins"
[18] Massage Chair (#2.9) 05/28/06 George W. Bush discovers he's got Jedi abilities.
 (Thanks to John at Obroa-Skai for references #11-18!) 
[19] Metal Militia (#2.13) 10/01/06 Young Indy sketch: a young Indiana Jones at school, references included: burning ants with the Staff of Ra, using a whip to recover a girl's doll, running away from a large rolling ball, recovering his hat, knocking an enemy into "whirring blades" (two girls standing apart with jump ropes between them), running to an escape vehicle chased by other kids with spit wad straws, and the classic "There's a shake in the car...I hate shakes!"

[20] Day at the Circus (#2.17) 10/29/06 At the end of the Hall of Memory, the winner had to grab her prize and escape from a large boulder. (Thanks to John at Obroa-Skai for #19 and #20!)
[21] Moesha Poppins (#3.10) 10/21/07 Empire Strike Back's Lando Calrissian led our heroes into a dinnertime trap with Darth Vader, and hilarity's the main course!

[22] They Took My Thumbs (#4.2) 12/14/08 The skit revolves around what it might have been like with the contractors at the Peruvian temple in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
[23] Adultizzle Swizzle (#1.19) 05/16/08 Ponda Baba's Bad Day
[24] Love, Maurice (#4.7) 01/18/09
[25] Due To Constraints of Time and Budget (#4.15) 08/23/09 Indiana Jones knows when to keep his eyes shut. 
[26] Please Do Not Notify Our Contractors (#4.18) 09/13/09 Holy Grail Skit: The Door Code is Jehovah. 





[27] Malcolm X Fully Loaded (#5.06) 09/12/10

Robot Chicken: Star Wars (2007 US) - A 30 minute parody of Star Wars, with some SWAD Alumnae voicing: Mark HamillBob Bergen...both as Luke Skywalker, Ahmed BestTom Kane, and George Lucas. See below for highlights.
Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode II (2008 US) - See below for highlights.
Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode III (2010 US) - See below for highlights.

Best of Luke Skywalker


Best of Darth Vader


Best of Han Solo


Best of Gary the Stormtrooper


Best of Boba Fett


Best of Robots

Robotech (1983 US/JA) - The Robotech DVD box set volume 3. In the feature commentary on the bonus disc, series creator Carl Macek talks about the creation of the Robotech series. At one point, he mentions that the Star Wars trilogy was one of the influences for the Robotech saga.

Rocko's Modern Life (1993 US) - 'future' episode of 'O Town' where Filbert (Lawrence) now has children. Filbert comes out of Darth Vader's chamber (TESB), breathes like Vader and his daughter has Leia hair 'buns'

Rock Profile (1999 UK) - Simon and Garfunkel (#1.5) 01/22/00 Paul Simon (Matt Lucas) is asked about his wedding to Carrie Fisher.  He mentions the wedding saying, "the whole Rebel Alliance turned up, R2-D2, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, even some of the minor characters, Admiral Ackbar, Mon Mothma..." (Thanks to Steve for this reference!)

Roseanne (1988 US) - Arsenic and Old Mom (#9.22) 05/13/97 Audrey Conner (Debbie Reynolds as Dan's mom) makes a few Star Wars references.  Note: Carrie Fisher wrote this episode and Debbie Reynolds is her mother.

Rove - Live (2000 AU) - Rove (McManus) complains that his Star Wars joke flopped in the previous week's episode.  He claimed that he had enough Star Wars jokes this week to "choke an Ewok".

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Sabrina the Teenage Witch (1996 US) - 
[1] Episode LXXXI: The Phantom Menace (#4.6) 10/29/99 
[2]  Making the Grade (#5.14) 02/02/01 ROXIE (Frye): Yeah, I'll be able to keep my scholarship and you know what? It was kinda fun learning a new skill.
MILES (Lissauer): I have much to teach you.  Just think of me as your personal Yoda. *Roxie gives him a look* ...Or we could just stick with 'Hey you'.
(Thanks to DarthStothe for reference #2!) 
[3] Sabrina in Wonderland (#7.13) 01/31/03
WHITE RABBIT: The truth we know, for it rings so clear.
SABRINA: So, what's up with this whole Yoda, Confucius, Grasshopper thing?

Sailor Moon - (1995 JA) - Serena Times Two (#2.14) 11/06/95 Raye's day in the spotlight during a fashion show they fashion lightsabers!


Samurai Jack (2001 US) -
[1] The Beginning/The Samurai Called Jack/The First Fight (#1.1-1.3) 08/10/01 Jack (LaMarr) finds himself in a 'Cantina' surrounded by strange creatures. In a scene directly out of the Cantina scene in Star Wars....Jack, with his sword, cuts off the arm of one of the 'patrons'...the; arm falls to the ground with the weapon close by.


[2] Jack Under the Sea (#1.9) 09/03/01 Episode IX is very similar to the cloud city portion of TESB. Jack is 'betrayed' by the inhabitants of an underwater city, and given to AKU (Mako). 
[3] The Scotsman Saves Jack: Part 1 (#4.6) 08/23/03 Episode XLV They usually have a little SW homage, but this was blatant and throughout the whole show. It started with a Greedo-like bounty hunter blabbering in some weird tongue to Jack's friend the Scotsman. He ignored him for a while then knocked him off the boat and into the ocean. Later when surrounded by bad guys he says, "I have bad feeling about this." Then when they get to a dirty fishing village the Scotsman tells Jack, "Ye will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy...and the crab cakes aren't bad either."
[4] The Scotsman Saves Jack: Part 1 (#4.6) 08/23/03 Episode XLV When they bargain to get a ship the ship's captain does the whole Han Solo bit including asking for $10,000 and Jack exclaiming "we can almost buy our own ship for that." "Yeah but whose gonna sail it kid, you?"  (Thanks to RolandofGilead for this reference!)

Saturday Night Live (1975 US) - Note: some entries were transcribed by me, other entries come from http://snltranscripts.jt.org/. Not all are numbered as there are likely far more references in other episodes not listed here.
[1] Ray Charles with Franklin Ajaye (#3.5) 11/12/77 Bill Murray mentions Star Wars on Weekend Update.
[2] Robert Klein with Bonnie Raitt (#3.10) 01/28/78 Bill Murray, as lounge act Nick Winters at the Powder Room at Meatloaf Mountain, sings 'Nothin' but Star Wars' (his own version of the SW Main Theme) to the patrons.
NICK WINTERS: Hey, wait a minute! This is the Nick "Winters" show, and I do the entertaining, thank you! Let's go out with something really hot for these folks, alright? A big hit on the '77. [ singing ] "Ah.. Star Wars! Nothing but Star Wars! Gimme those Star Wars.. don't let them end! Ah.. Star Wars! If they should bar wars.. please let these Star Wars stay-ay! And, hey! How about that nutty Star Wars bar? Can you forget all those creatures in there? And, hey! Darth Vader in that black and evil mask - did he scare you as much as he scared me-e-e-e?" [ turns and screams when he finds Paul the Pianist wearing a Darth Vader mask ] My seventh winter up here! [ singing ] "Star Wars-s-s-s!"
[3] Carrie Fisher with The Blues Brothers (#4.6) 11/18/78 Note: This aired the day after the Star Wars Holiday Special
Carrie Fisher's monologue includes her coming out in her Princess Leia costume, then relaying a joke given to her, and guided by "Obi-Wan Kenobi" (voiced by Dan Aykroyd):
CARRIE FISHER: There's this Bantha who's placed information vital to the survival of the rebellion in the memory systems of this R2 unit. Well, the Bantha knows that it'll take a little while for the navicomputer to calculate the coordinates...so then, the Bantha goes over to Jabba the Hutt's bar and he gets an idea, he says to Jabba, "My deflector shields are malfunctioning can you put me up for the night?" then Jabba says, "There's a Jedi Knight convention in town, but I guess you can stay in my Nebulon Stabalizer with my daughter.... *she pauses* I, I don't know...you know...I think this may be a little to...inside...*suddenly a voice from beyond, Obi-Wan Kenobi*
OBI-WAN KENOBI: Noooo, Leia...trust your..feelings...
CARRIE FISHER: Uh, you know, Obi...I don't know, WE like the joke, but some of the references are a little obscure for this galaxy, I mean, this is the New York audience...they're really sophisticated and everything, but I...
OBI-WAN KENOBI: Trust your feelings, Carrie...let yourself go...it's a funny joke...
CARRIE FISHER: *nodding* OK..you're the Force...So...uhh, so the Bantha agrees, but Jabba says, "I've got to meet with some Sand People later, can I trust you with my daughter alone? .....*pauses again* Oh, I don't know...it seems to me this is the kind of joke that you probably say after a lot of space travel...
OBI-WAN KENOBI: Just get to the part about the....
CARRIE FISHER: OK...alright...OK...OK...so the Bantha says SURE! You can trust me! And Jabba leaves. Of course right away the daughter invites him into her Millennium Falcon for some Guarange Cola and some Wookiees!
OBI-WAN KENOBI: *laughing and giggling* Guarange Cola and Wookiees...I love this part...
CARRIE FISHER: Yeah...he goes along with it, but just then Jabba comes back, he sees them and says..."You call this a HOLOGRAM?!"
OBI-WAN KENOBI: *laughing hard* I've heard that joke a thousand times and it's still the best one in the universe. *laughing still*
CARRIE FISHER: Great, Obi.. *Obi still laughing* I know you don't get tired of it, but some people are a little fed up with Star Wars.
OBI-WAN KENOBI: Aaaauuuuhhhh!!
CARRIE FISHER: I'm not complaining, I'm not complaining! I'm glad I made a ...space movie almost two years ago, because if you'd made one in the 50's it might not have turned out so well...
[4] Carrie Fisher with The Blues Brothers (#4.6) 11/18/78 ...*flashback to 50s* Skit: Beach Blanket Bingo From Outer Space. Fisher as Princess Leia in this surf/space crossover skit (Thanks to Jedi_Delirious for the text for this reference!)
SURFER: Surf's up!
SANDY: Gee, the beach is fun this year!
BUZZ: Remember how much fun we had last year! But this year is the most fun!
SKEETER: Oh gee, I love being tanned and popular!
SANDY: Boy! We really have a lot of fun, considering it's the 50's and we're past puberty and we don't even have sex yet!
BUZZ: And we don't drink, we don't smoke dope.. and it'll be seven years before we hear about acid!
MOONDOGGY: If only we weren't sending so many civilian advisors into Vietnam, but..
SKEETER: Oh.. stop thinking, Moondoggy! We're just here to have mindless fun! [ Frankie and Annette approach] Hi, Annette! Hi, Frankie!
ANNETTE: Hiiii. [ giggles ]
FRANKIE: Annette? Do you love me?
ANNETTE: You know I do, Frankie..
FRANKIE: Prove it! Let me go all the way tonight, huh?
ANNETTE: No!
FRANKIE: Well, come on! how about third base?
ANNETTE: No!
FRANKIE: Oh, come on! Second base!
ANNETTE: No!
FRANKIE: Well, let me.. let me just touch the sides!
ANNETTE: No! Frankie, no! If I let you, you won't respect me!
FRANKIE: Annette.. please!
ANNETTE: Oh! Don't handle the merchandise!
[spaceship effects are heard]
MOONDOGGY: Wow! What's that?! Is that a flying saucer?!
[ Princess Leia approaches]
BUZZ: I don't know.. but I sure hope she stays all summer!
SANDY: Uh-oh.. competition..
PRINCESS LEIA: Hi, everybody! I'm from another galaxy, in another time, in another movie! I'm an exchange student from outer space, and I just dropped onto this swell beach! Gee, I.. I sure hope you guys speak English!
SANDY: Well.. we do.. I'm Sandy, and this is Buzz, and Skeeter, and Moondoggy. We're the popular crowd! [ laughs ]
SKEETER: A clique of middle-class WASPs and Italian teenagers living off our parents until it's hip to reject them!
PRINCESS LEIA: Hi!
ANNETTE: Hi. I-I'm Annette.. and this is my boyfriend Frankie.. and these are my breasts.
PRINCESS LEIA: Hi! Hi!
FRANKIE: Welcome to Party Beach. Say, what's your name?
PRINCESS LEIA: I-I'm Princess Leia!
FRANKIE: Wow! A real princess from outer space.
BUZZ: Princess.. Lay.. ah!
[ everyone laughs ]
ANNETTE: You see. this is the 50's, and nice girls don't go all the way.
FRANKIE: And we're so horny, we'll laugh at anything that even sounds dirty!
BUZZ: No matter how stupid it is! [ laughs ]
SURFER: Surf's up!
EVERYONE: Yay!
FRANKIE: Say.. Princess Leia. Did you bring a bathing suit?
Sure! [ removes her clothes to reveal a shiny bikini ] Will this do?
[ all the guys whistled, impressed with Princess Leia's layout ]
FRANKIE: Talk about heavenly bodies! Wow! She's outta sight!
ANNETTE: [ miffed ] You two certainly have a lot in common - space! She comes from it, and.. you've got a lot between your ears! Come on, girls!
[ the girls stomp away from the beach scene, leaving Frankie and Princess Leia alone ]
FRANKIE: You know.. Annette's right. I.. I am interested in.. outer space.. travel.. Say, tell me, Princess - say, on your planet, a guy's going out with a girl since the beginning of high school. how long should he have to wait until he.. gets under her bra?
PRINCESS LEIA: Uh.. usually, until he can get her alone in his car.
MOONDOGGY: Well, what if he doesn't have a car?
PRINCESS LEIA: Then he should borrow his dad's.
BUZZ: Well.. how old do you have to be on your planet to.. get a driver's license?
PRINCESS LEIA: 16.
BUZZ: Ah, nuts! Then I'd have to wait another three months!
[ Vincent Price enters the beach scene ]
VINCENT PRICE: Having fun, kids?
FRANKIE: Hey! Aren't you Vincent Price?!
VINCENT PRICE: Who's your friend, son?
FRANKIE: This is Princess Leia!
VINCENT PRICE: Hello, Your Highness.
FRANKIE: Mr. Price, where are you going with all those little cubes of raw meat.
VINCENT PRICE: This is marinated lamb, and I'm.. taking it up the beach.. for a barbecue at the home of a close, personal friend of mine, who's a recording artist.
PRINCESS LEIA: I bet you're making shish-kabob!
VINCENT PRICE: Yes!
PRINCESS LEIA: I hope you didn't forget the garlic!
VINCENT PRICE: Leave garlic out of shish-kabob? Honey, I'd sooner slash my wrists. Someday, I'd.. really like to teach you how to cook.
FRANKIE: Gee.. thanks, Mr. Price.
VINCENT PRICE: Have fun, kids. [ exits ]
FRANKIE: He sure is friendly - for an older guy, you know?
PRINCESS LEIA: Everybody seems to be friendly here!
FRANKIE: You'd fit in right here on Earth. Say.. I bet you know how to kiss great.
PRINCESS LEIA: "Kiss"? What's "kiss"?
FRANKIE: You don't know what "kiss" means?
PRINCESS LEIA: No!
FRANKIE: Well, just close your eyes.. and open your mouth.
[ Princess Leia closes her eyes and opens her mouth, as Frankie makes his move. Annette re-enters the scene and catches him ]
ANNETTE: What are you trying to do, give her artificial respiration?!
FRANKIE: Uh.. uh.. she had some spinach caught in her teeth.. and I was just trying to help her pull it out!
ANNETTE: Get your meat hooks off of him, Your Highness! He's my guy!
PRINCESS LEIA: Wait a minute! You got me all wrong! I'm no cheap tramp from tomorrow! I'm no space slut!
[ background music pots up, as Princess Leia breaks into a 50's teen angst song variant ]
PRINCESS LEIA: [ singing ]
I'm a teenager from outer space Trying to make it in the human race. Although I come from another world I'm really a very nice girl!
And even though I'm dropping from the sky I would never steal another girl's guy! I don't want all the girls to hate me I just want.. the guys to date me!
I want to wear.. a two-piece bathing suit I want to find.. a boy that's really cute! Writing love letters in the sand dunes But it's hard.. when you're the new kid on Earth!
CHORUS:
Obi Wan Kenobi!
Obi Wan Kenobi!
Obi Wan Kenobi..!
ANNETTE: Gee! Maybe I was a little rough on you!
PRINCESS LEIA: Couldn't we be friends now?
ANNETTE: Sure!
[ they hug ]
PRINCESS LEIA: [ continues to sing ]
There'll come a day, and I hope it's soon Whether you come from the skies or moon!
FRANKIE: It won't matter if you're green or blue.
PRINCESS LEIA: You'll find.. the boy that's right for you!
Everyone: I want to wear.. a two-piece bathing suit
PRINCESS LEIA: I want to find.. a boy that's really cute!
EVERYONE:
Write love letters in the sand dunes
But it's really hard when you're the new kid on Earth!
Wo-oh!
You're the new kid on Earth!
[ suddenly, cool guy Eric Von Zipper enters the scene ]
FRANKIE: [ awestruck ] Eric Von Zipper!!
ERIC VON ZIPPER: Hey! I heard there was a new broad on the beach! I dig that crazy chick! She's got more curves than the Ventura Freeway!
[ the gang laughs, as Vincent Price re-enters the scene ]
VINCENT PRICE: Hi, kids. Remember that recording artist friend I was telling you about? Well, here he is.
ANNETTE: [ excited ] Hey look, everybody! It's Chubby Checker!
EVERYONE: CHUBBY CHECKER?! WOW!!
CHUBBY CHECKER: Hi, gang! Do you kids like to have fun?!
EVERYONE: YEAHHHH!!!
CHUBBY CHECKER: Great! 'Cause there's nothing I like better than entertaining white, middle-class kids on the beach! So come on, everybody! Let's Twist!
[ singing ]
Come on and twist in a two-piece bathing suit
With a girl who's really cute!
FRANKIE: [singing ] Thank you, Chubby.. for New Twist.. on Eaaaarth!
CHORUS:
Obi Wan Kenobi!
Obi Wan Kenobi!
Obi Wan Kenobi..!
[ fade to SUPER: " Coming up next... We Saved Gidget's Brain" ]
[5] Bill Russell with Chicago (#5.3) 11/03/79 Bill Murray, Laraine Newman - Swank girls in icy military base  Whoo Whoo!  Amber's favorite movies are, Star Wars and Jaws 2.  She enjoys white wine and a little bit of moonlight.  
[] Bob Newhart with The Amazing Rhythm Aces/Bruce Cockburn (#5.18) 05/10/80 Mr. Bill Strikes Back - Even the Force can't help Mr. Bill!
[] Luke Perry with Mick Jagger (#18.12) 02/16/93 Luke's saying how he's a bit nervous and "Obi-Wan Kenobi" ( pops up and tells him to, "Use the Force, Luke!"

[] Patrick Stewart (#35.9) 02/12/94 David Spade as Joan Rivers in a skit that included Patrick Stuart in a spoof of Star Trek Love Boat. excerpt: Hey, did you ever notice, when they beam you on board, your underwear rides up on ya? It's like an intergalactic Wedgie. >> Oh, oh, oh! Look at this place! What a dump! Who is my travel agent, Darth Vader? 
[] Tom Arnold with Tupac Shakur (#21.13) 02/17/96 Nightline sketch opener. Koppel (Hammond) interviews Bob Dole (MacDonald).  Dole says that he'll soon be, "...a beam of pure energy,"  Koppel asks, "..like Obi-Wan Kenobi?"  Dole mumbles, "Yeah, sure.  ...whoever that is." 
[] Kevin Spacey with Beck (#22.10) 01/11/97
Kevin Spacey does Jack Lemmon auditioning for the part of Chewbacca, as Christopher Walken auditioning for Han Solo, and as Walter Mathau auditioning for the part of Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Darrell Hammond as Richard Dreyfuss auditioning for the part of C3PO.  Also, Norm MacDonald doing Burt Reynolds auditioning for the part of Darth Vader and Ana Gasteyer doing Barbara Streisand auditioning for Princess Leia.
FULL SKIT HERE.


[] Neve Campbell with David Bowie (#22.12) 02/08/97 David Spade was 'reviewing' the Special Edition DVD of 1977's Star Wars (released 01/31/97) that he saw that weekend.
["Star Wars" movie poster] Saw the movie "Star Wars" this weekend. It's about people flying through space being chased by Darth Vader and storm troopers. I really liked this movie the first time I saw it when it was called "Star Wars"! ... Oh, wait. Okay.
[Photo of "Star Wars" producer/director George Lucas] George Lucas was happy with "Star Wars" making thirty-six million dollars opening weekend. Now he can finally afford that sporty Miata he's had his eye on. [another mild reaction] Thanks for that joke, Norm. It's a real doozy!
[Photo of "Star Wars" actor Mark Hamill, circa 1977] When "Star Wars" was first released twenty years ago, I saw a picture of Mark Hamill at the premiere. He was with two girls who on a scale of one to ten were easily a "nine" and a "ten." Cut to the premiere a few weeks ago and, uh... [Norm starts laughing, photo of Hamill, circa 1997, with two less than attractive women] Whew! Mark, may the "fours" be with you.
[] Sting with Veruca Salt (#22.15) 03/15/97 Will Ferrell and Chris Kattan selling Mark Hamill (surprise guest) on the Shop at Home Network for $80,000 to Harrison Ford (voiced by Darryl Hammond), Jim Breuer also appears. Their "next" item is Kenny Baker "the guy who was in R2-D2" for $3000.



[] Cuba Gooding, Jr. with Ricky Martin (#24.18) 05/08/99 Weekend Update: Jimmy Fallon sings three Star Wars-related songs. HERE
[] Sarah Michelle Geller with Backstreet Boys (#24.19) 05/15/99 Billy Dee Williams (Meadows) does Weekend Update to review the new Star Wars film The Phantom Menace. HERE
[] Toby McGuire with Sisqo (#25.17) 04/18/00 Toby doing the monologue, a guy from the audience (a plant) guesses all the films Toby has been in.  'Toby' McGuire instead of Jerry MaGuire Etc., Then a heckler mentions Ep 1 TPM on Video/DVD..."Were you in that?"  Toby says, "Well, if it will make you stop...yes I was"  heckler, "Who were you, what character did you play?"  Toby,  "mmmm, well, I was Jar Jar Binks."  heckler:  "Jar Jar Binks?!? Jar jar sucked"  "If jar jar's on, change the Channel" 
[] Christopher Walken with Weezer (#26.20) 05/19/01 Leon Loves Mango. They were showing a montage of cinema love affairs one was between Christopher Walken's janitor character, Leon, and Chris Kattan's character, Mango. One of the parodies was from A New Hope with Walken dressed like Han in the Stormtrooper armor and Mango was Princess Leia. Note: Walken was once considered for the part of Han Solo.
[] Reese Witherspoon with Alicia Keys (#27.1) 09/29/01 Skit Jeopardy - Anne Heche (Reese Witherspoon) answers her Final Jeopardy question "Would you like a cookie?" with her résumé, included are people she's slept with, one of them is Chewbacca:
[] Drew Barrymore with Macy Gray (#27.3) 10/13/01 Dick Cheney (Hammond) has divulged his secret location (Afghanistan) and is going on about his prowess in the region, and then reveals that his heart is great because of...
[] Hugh Jackman with Mick Jagger (#27.8) 12/08/01 Hugh Jackman in an audition for a sexy robot in Star Wars.  His only line: "Luke, watch out!" 
[] Josh Harnett with P!nk (#27.10) 01/12/02  "HBO First Look: Star Wars" skit. George Lucas (Hammond) shows some clips of shots all on digital film. This is after the N'Sync hype and they have them in two scenes. There is also the celebrity council with Obi-Wan, Yoda, Mace, Yarael, Cartman, Alf, Harry Potter, Mayor McCheese. And they had a sketch with Jar-Jar, where George says he's more refined.  Jar Jar: mesa go peepee and poopie.  Meesa stinky winky.  (thanks to yodaminch for #15)




Crazy Neck Guy
Alf
Mayor McCheese
Harry Potter
Cartman
Monica Lewinsky
Yoda
'NSync
[] The Rock with Andrew W.K. (#27.17) 04/13/02
CHRIS MATTHEWS (Hammond): It may be true, Begala, but take a look at this:
(shows picture with Begala and Osama bin Laden's heads on the bodies of two male strippers)
PAUL BEGALA: Hey, that's not real! Where did you get that?
CHRIS MATTHEWS: That's the Adobe Photoshop. I also have one of Boba Fett's head on my body. It's awesome.
[] Kirsten Dunst with Eminem (#27.19) 05/11/02  Skit: Jarret's Room. Gobi and his "Bongsaber"
[] Justin Timberlake (#29.2) 10/11/03 Chris Matthews skit, in a reply to a guest on the show, "Chris" says, "Your Jedi Mind Tricks aren't going to work on me Lord Vader"
[] Jarret's Room skit -  Potheads Jarret and Gobi (who have an internet show) start with Gobi off-camera "singing" the Imperial March as a very very very very long Star Wars bong comes across the the screen.  (thanks to LittleGreenMaster for # 14)
[] Drew Barrymore 2/13/04 (one of the four she hosts that never seem to be rerun on Comedy Central).
DREW: Thank you, everybody, it's great to be back! (applause) Thank you! Thank you! Thanks, you guys! Hey, it's great to be back here, hosting Saturday Night Live. You know, the first time I hosted the show I was seven years old - it was way back in the early 80's, right after I did ET. Now, that seems like a lifetime ago, and I've made a bunch of movies since then --   [ ET (Forte) enters]
ET: Drew-ewww. Drew-ewww!  
DREW: Oh, my God! E.T.!
ET: It's been so long!  DREW: I know! What are you doing here? I thought you went.. home.
ET: Well, I came back to do a spot on "I Love the 80’s", on VH1.
DREW: Right, right.. well.. gosh. We should, uh, sit around and.. catch up and talk.. and.. you know - later, I'll get you some Reese's Pieces.
ET: Noooo. I'm on Atkins.
DREW: Right. Isn't everybody now..?  [ C-3PO (Meyers) enters]
C-3PO: Drew Barrymore!
DREW: C-3PO?
C-3PO: I haven't you since we were together in Star Wars.
DREW: I wasn't.. I wasn't even in Star Wars.
C-3PO: Wasn't in Star Wars? But of course you were!
DREW: No. I mean.. I was pretty messed up at certain points back then, but I'm pretty sure I'd remember if I was in Star Wars. [ Zelda Rubenstein (Dratch) as Tangina Barrons from Poltergeist, enters]
ZELDA: Do not go in-to the light!
DREW: Okay --
ZELDA: Run a-way from the liight.
DREW: Okay, who are you?
ZELDA: It's me, your co-star from Poltergeist - Midget Laadyy!
DREW: Wait a minute.. I wasn't in Poltergeist.
ZELDA: Are you suurre? I rememmmber a little girliiie!
DREW: Yes. No. I'm.. positive, I'm sure. No.
ZELDA: You can't tell me you did-n't au-dit-ion for it..
DREW: Actually, I did, funny enough. But.. no. That was a long time ago --  [Vader (Farrell) enters] VADER: Young Barrymore. I am your father.
DREW: Wait. You guys! I wasn't in Star Wars, I wasn't in Poltergeist, and you're definitely not my father!
VADER: Well, guess I'll just...throw this damn thing away ("awws" from the audience)
DREW: Wait, no, no! That's really sweet, actually.  Why don't you read it to me.
VADER:  Ohh, alright. "I held you when you skinned your knee. My heart soared on your graduation day.  And, although I'm known by many other names: Lord of the Sith. Vader. Anakin the Skywalker.  Whatever.  The one I'm most proud of...is DAD"  And then I wrote something about, Happy Valentine's Day.  Daddy.
DREW: Thank you, Thank you.  Happy Valentine's Day.  I think that was so sweet.  I wish all of you were my Valentine.
ET: Not me! ET holding out for Kelis. I like milkshakes!
[] Paris Hilton with Keane (#30.11) 02/05/05 Paris plays a spokesperson for Exclusive Connections, a phone sex/chat line for nerds/geeks. Tiny Fey is dressed as Princess Leia (ala ANH)...
[] 03/19/05 Help Me Henry to news sketch In an interview with 60 Minutes, George Lucas described the upcoming Star Wars movie as "Titanic in Space" and "a tearjerker" and.. "not so good"  
[] 02/23/05 Limo Sketch Limo driver cannot place Paul Giamatti from films he's been in... "What else was I in?  Help me out here, Honey.  (Planet of the Apes)  Right, Planet of the Apes.  (with Marky Mark?!, man I don't recognize you from that)  I was in a lot of makeup.  (Now, see, now I think you're messing with me.  "Cause, you know, I could tell  people I was in Star Wars and I was a little robot or something like that.   You know what I'm saying?.  
[] Will Farrell with Queens of the Stone Age (#30.19) 05/14/05 - Going 2 C Movies -
Announcer: And now Going 2 C Movies with Terry Funck and Vasquez.
(Talk show host Terry Funck sits with ultra nerd Vasquez Gomez Vasquez both holding popcorn bags)
TERRY FUNCK (Parnell): Hi, I´m Terry Funck and here next to me is Vasquez Gomez Vasquez.
VASQUEZ GOMEZ VASQUEZ (Sanz): Hey, that´s me! You may know me from my Public Access show "Community Access" or from my picture on the paper when I fell out that hot air balloon.
TERRY FUNCK: And you may know me from "The Terry Funck Show". Which is not on TV yet. (crosses fingers) And I also host 50´s karaoke at the Templeton Home for the mentally off.
VASQUEZ GOMEZ VASQUEZ: That´s where they keep the loony tunes!
TERRY FUNCK: OK, cool it, Vasquez. On with the show. Today we have a very special guest who we rent movies from a whole bunch.
VASQUEZ GOMEZ VASQUEZ: I rented "Van Helsing" so many times, they gave me these fake vampire teeth for my birthday. (puts fake fangs in) I´m Count Dracula!
TERRY FUNCK: Hugh Jackman looked so brave in that movie.
VASQUEZ GOMEZ VASQUEZ: Please welcome, the movie man, Levi Funderstunk.
(Levi is an old blond hippie with white hair, he carries a basket of VHS movie tapes)
LEVI FUNDERSTUNK (Ferrell): Hey, who wants some free movies?
TERRY FUNCK: I certainly do.
VASQUEZ GOMEZ VASQUEZ: Count me in.
LEVI FUNDERSTUNK: The store switched over to DVDs so we had a blowout sale on VHS. And whatever we didn´t sale we gave away to the Templeton Home. And whatever they threw out and whatever didn´t fit in the dumpster is in this basket.
VASQUEZ GOMEZ VASQUEZ: Wow!
TERRY FUNCK: Jackpot! (grabs tape) Wow, "The Life of David Gale". Oh, ever since "K-Pax", I love me some Spacey.
VASQUEZ GOMEZ VASQUEZ: Check it out. (grabs tape) "Welcome to Mooseport" My grandma is gonna be mad at me when I piss the couch!
LEVI FUNDERSTUNK: (grabs tape) Oh, "Down Periscope". Dive, dive, dive into comedy.
TERRY FUNCK: OK, before we go crazy cakes, lets review some movies. First up, "Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith"
Vasquez Gomez Vasquez: Oh, this is gonna be goood!
LEVI FUNDERSTUNK: Now although this is the sixth movie made, its actually the third episode of the saga. The Sith---
TERRY FUNCK: Something smells nasty.
Vasquez Gomez Vasquez: I think is Levi´s breath. It smells like dookie.
TERRY FUNCK: Vasquez, you always say what I dare not. Somebody needs to chew some Dentyne Ice.
LEVI FUNDERSTUNK: Well, actually I got an infected tooth and I just ate an egg salad panini and I smoked a cigar.
VASQUEZ GOMEZ VASQUEZ: Smells like you ate an egg salad poo-nini and smoked a dookie cigar.
TERRY FUNCK: Vasquez, you are on fire today! OK, Lucas is on a man-rag about us showing a clip. So here´s our review. There are some mind blowing CGI special effects and that Hayden Christensen is so evil and sweaty.
LEVI FUNDERSTUNK: Actually the role of Anakin Skywalker was first offered to Leonard Dicap but he wasn't willing to--(gags) aaaggghhh!! Oh, you know, now I´m smelling it. Its pretty rough.
VASQUEZ GOMEZ VASQUEZ: You know, I have one question? What happened to Jar-Jar Binks? Me sa-sa, think sa-sa, this movie needs sa-sa, more Jar-Jar Binks sa-sa. Ok, Lucas. I´ll give a break because I´m happy to see a whole army of Chewbbacas.
LEVI FUNDERSTUNK: Actually is an army of Wookiees. The Chewbacca is simply the name of one particular Wookiee.
TERRY FUNCK: Ok, enough of this yap session. What do we all rate this movie? I give it 4 thumbs up. (graphic of 4 thumbs up) One for the CGI, one for hair design, one for Hayden Christensen and one for the fiery and spanishy Jimmy Smitts.
VASQUEZ GOMEZ VASQUEZ: I give it 2 stars up. (graphic of 2 stars) One for the army of Chewbbaccas. One for Yoda played by Frank Oz, who I also think played Mini-me.
LEVI FUNDERSTUNK: No, actually Mini-me is played by Verne Troyer. Frank Oz is a full-sized man who directed my favorite film of all time, "The Indian in the Cupboard". (gags) Aaaaaghhh!!! Oh my God, I just got another whiff. I´m honestly trying to think back and remember, did I somehow smoked a dookie cigar? Because its a very specific smell.
TERRY FUNCK: Good God, Levi! Ok, first of all, you need to have your gums irrigated, get all that cheese professionally blasted from your teeth and if that doesn't work, set your mouth on fire.
LEVI FUNDERSTUNK: Actually, come to think of it, the last cigar I smoked I found in the grass next to the dog run. (cracks himself up) It was super hard to light and halfway through smoking it, it fell apart in my hands.(laughs) You know what I´m talking about?
TERRY FUNCK: I think so. We do.
VASQUEZ GOMEZ VASQUEZ: You´re the best in the biz, Levi Funderstunk!
TERRY FUNCK: No, he´s not. Well, that´s all the time we have today. Thanks for coming on Levi and thank you all for watching. Remember to save us some seats cause we´re going 2 (sign), see (sign), you (sign) at the multiplex.
VASQUEZ GOMEZ VASQUEZ: Wrap party at my grandma´s house! She´s making manwiches!

TERRY FUNCK: Ok, I got to get away from this.(points to Levi, jumps from his seat. Vasquez takes the basket with VHS videos)
[] Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen with J-Kwon (#29.20) 05/15/04 Tina Fey (Weekend Update)
TINA FEY: More bad news out of Iraq as new pictures from Abugrad prison has surfaced. Take a look at these. [picture of Star Wars soldiers holding up producers] What is going on over there?
[] Lindsay Lohan with Coldplay (#30.20) 05/21/05 - New Park Cinema - See the video clip HERE!
[] 04/23/05 Opening Sketch  Literature and philosophy, humankind's greatest musical genius,  [laughter] the undeniable champion of all racquet sports, the owner of Korea's most vibrant and luxurious head of hair, [laughter] the NBA's third all-time leading re-bounder, [laughter] the most esteemed collector of Star Wars memorabilia, Kim Jong-Il!
[] Natalie Portman with Fallout Boy (#31.13) 03/04/06 Portman's monologue with Star Wars questions from the "audience":
[] Kevin Hart with Macklemore (#38.15) 03/02/13 Skit: Weekend Update with Seth Meyers/Dennis Rodman/Kim Jong Il.
KIM JONG IL (Moynihan): I love this guy, Tomorrow we start Jedi training..
SETH: What's that?
KIM: Uh, he puts me in a back pack and we run around the swamp and he do handstands...hohohooo...let's go, black giant!
RODMAN (Pharoah): OK! 

[] Chris Pratt with Ariana Grande (#40.1) 09/27/14 Marvel Can't Fail movie trailer: Star Wars at 1:58
[] James Franco with Nicki Minaj (#40.8) 12/06/14  Skit (in form of trailer) of The Force Awakens
[] Matthew McConaughey with Adele (#41.6) 11/21/15 Star Wars Screen Tests parody:
[] Chris Hemsworth with Chance the Rapper (#41.8) 12/12/15 Star Wars Toys (The Force Awakens parody Toy Commercial):
[] Adam Driver with Chris Stapleton (#41.10) 01/16/16 Skit: Undercover Boss 


Saved By the Bell: The New Class (US) -  Episode where it was all Star Wars! It was based on The Phantom Menace and was really funny! (thanks to JediJane for this reference!)

S-Cry-ed (Jap anim 2001) - Native (#25) When Kazuma's walking away after saying goodbye to Kanami... Kanami (telepathically): I love you, Kazu-kun. Kazuma (telepathically): I know. (Thanks to John at Obroa-Skai for this reference!)

SCTV (1976 CA) - 
[] (#3.13) 12/12/80 Skit: Kanadian Korner 24 (Great White North): Star Wars
[] Star Wars (#3.13) 12/12/80 Skit: Message from Guy: SCTV Premiere of Star Wars Part 1. Guy is going to introduce the latest Star Wars film, but there is a message from their sponsor first.
[] Star Wars (#3.13) 12/12/80 Skit: Message from Guy: SCTV Premiere of Star Wars Part 2. Star Wars XXXIV Return to Planet of Empires is interrupted as it becomes obvious it's an illegal copy...Guy runs.

[] Southside Fracas with Southside Johnny (#4.1) 05/29/81 Skit: Sneak Previews with Siskel (Flaherty) & Ebert (Thomas): Empires Are A Girl's Best Friend:



Scooby Doo (US anim) - Shaggy said to this alien creature dude as the creature was chasing him, "I bet you wouldn't treat Luke Skywalker this way!" (thanks to SB (Jedi Knight) for this reference!)

Scrubs (US Com) - J.D. (Braff) has a daydream about two of the doctors (Kelso and Cox) who are arguing about treating a patient without insurance.  Dr. Kelso (Jenkins) is the one who cares about the money aspect, and Cox (McGinley) is on the other side.  Kelso is ,pictured by J.D., as a Vader-like character...with a welding mask and his pen a lightsaber and Cox is pictured as a 'Jedi Knight' with a beard, his pen also becomes a lightsaber.  The other hospital staff show up in Star Wars dress with focus on the hair styles of ANH's Luke and Leia and a janitor who's Chewie-like.  Cox says, 'I hope you have learned from this...'  (they show J.D. in slow motion), 'NOOOOO!!!' as Kelso cuts Dr. Cox down with his 'lightsaber'

Sealab 2021 (2000) -
[1] I, Robot, Really (#3.10) 12/21/03 Dr. Quinn (Butler) is unconscious and dreaming of Debbie (Miller) photographing Dolphin Boy, who changes outfits after each picture.  One of them was Luke (ANH clothing) with a lightsaber.  Next-  Everyone on board is talking about having their brains put into robot bodies:  Old Gus: "The penalty for a robot killing a Human, will be 1000 years...FROZEN IN CARBONITE!!!" (thanks to Tralant for this reference!)
[2]  TinFins (#2.10) 12/08/02  A poster for the movie TinFins (a sci-fi extravaganza) is a copy of the original Star Wars poster, with SeaLab Captain Murphy as Luke, Debbie as Leia, and Dr. Quinn's head where the Death Star is.  Taking the place of the X-wings are small Sealab submarines. They're attacking Marla, a machine that Dr. Quinn built. (thanks to Tralant and Spacehunter24 for this reference!)
[3] MC Chris's song "Fette's Vette" was played once on the show.  (see Music references for the lyrics)
[4] Lost in Time (#1.3) 09/30/01 (from the script) Pan to yet another pair.  Quinn is fat and slug-like, looking a lot like Jabba the Hutt of "Star Wars."  Stormy is small and has beg pointy ears like Salacious Crumb, that little guy who sits on Jabba's tail.  He's sitting on Jabba Quinn's tail.    JABBA QUINN: (in a deep Jabba voice) Wo-ho-ho-ho, woo teh mah co nee tah, stor mee.  Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho..    CRUMB STORMY: (squeaky voice) Yeeheeheeheehee!! Dodgeball time! Dodgeball time!  Eeeheehee!  Heeheeheehee!!  Heeheehee-aaaaaaaaaaagh!!!    Jabba Quinn's tongue lassos Crumb Stormy, and he eats him.  His tail flops around, and he belches.
[5] The Craptastic Voyage (#4.4) 07/11/04 Stormy, Debbie, and Quinn use a sub with laser turrets to venture inside of Tornado Shanks brain to kill a tumor he has.  While inside the brain, Stormy takes control of the top laser turret and begins blasting white blood cells who are attacking them.  Upon destroying one, Stormy yells:  "I got one!"  The next subsequent shot shows an animated Han Solo in the lower gun turret saying (not a Harrison Ford sound-byte, someone else voiced him): "Don't get cocky!" to which Stormy replies: "Whatever!"  The ship eludes the white blood cells by doing a loop and flying into a cave (ala the Millennium Falcon in the Empire Strikes Back into the asteroid).  A few moments later Debbie says (I think): "This is no cave!"  The sub comes roaring out chased by a massive worm only to be blasted to pieces by Stormy.  The sub flies off and Stormy blasts everything in sight until they destroy the tumor and unsuccessfully exit Tornado Shanks head before expanding. (Thanks to Anguirus 111 for references 4 & 5!)
[6] The Craptastic Voyage (#4.4) 07/11/04 Shanks: (after tape worm blows up) it feel's like a voice from inside me was screaming out, then was suddenly silenced.
[7] Bizzaro (#2.8) 11/17/02 Upon being shown a light speed-like display of hypnotizing lights, Murphy says, "Just like Star Wars."  (Thanks to Spacehunter24 for reference #7!)

Seinfeld (US) - 
[1] The Puerto Rican Day (#9.20) 05/07/98 Kramer (Richards) says to George (Alexander), 'If the light from that laser pointer gets in my eye it'll blow up like the Death Star'
[2] The Truth (#3.2) 09/25/91
ELAINE: What are you doing? What is all this?
JERRY: Oh he's uh, helping me sort my receipts. I'm being audited.
ELAINE: Oh, you're being audited? What for?
JERRY: Oh, I contributed money to a charity that turned out to be fraudulent. It's very boring. ELAINE: When was this?
JERRY: Uh, Along long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.
[3] The Calzone (#7.20) 04/25/96 I know one of these fabric wholesalers - this guy Todd Gack.  I won a bet from him. / Yeah? What bet? / He bet me that Dustin Hoffman was in Star Wars.  /  Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars?  A short Jewish guy against Darth Vader?  I don't think so.  /  Yeah.  That's what I said.  So the bet was the loser has to buy dinner?  /  Yeah. Huh. What? Oh. Nothing.

Sesame Street (US) - 
At least two appearances by R2D2 and C3PO. (Thanks to Kenya for the info!)
Muppets on Dagobah!:


Seven Days ( US) -
[1] Frank Parker (LaPaglia) says, 'good luck, Princess, May the Force be with you'
[2] Parker is on the phone, he says, 'I'm Han Solo and I'm looking for Chewbacca'

She Spies (2002 US) - Daze of Future Past (#1.16) 4/14/03
JACK (Jacott) from hospital bed: I went back.  I'm not sure where. Everyone was dead.  The place was burning.  There was nothing left.  So I went to see a friend of my father's, Ben Kenobi.  He was a wise man.  
SHE (the nurse/dr./woman): Jack, that's from Star Wars.
JACK: Oh, right. I love that movie. The new ones are kinda dumb though.
SHE: Are you kidding? The dialogue! Oh, could it be any worse?
JACK: Maybe, if Jar Jar wrote it.

Sifl and Olly (Anim 1998) - Sifl (Crocco) sings a Star Wars song: the lyrics? here: Oh, my wicked horrible life... : I could take you up to Carnegie I could sing from "HAIR" with all the harmonies I could write one, listen to me... I could take a Star Wars movie Writing songs about Ewoks and Luke and things I'd be Ben Kenobi's little wild thing.. Any old time that I'm, Feeling like Han, and I could Take on an Imperial Starship, Starship... Leia & me, well we're, Down with C-3 and he's Waxing R2 for our long trip to Squadron Twenty-Nine (twenty-niiine) Lando, he's fine, (Lando is fiiine) Chewie's a mime... (Chewie's a miiime) And the force is fine! (very interesting!)

Simon and Simon (1981 US) - Yes Virginia, there is a Liberace Anne Lockhart's character says to her daughter (about the Simon brothers) 'They're like Han Solo and Luke Skywalker'

Simpsons, the (1989 US) - Note: There are likely many more references, so the entries are not numbered.
[1] Bart the General (#1.5) 02/04/90  Bart Simpson (Cartwright): '..there are no good wars. With three exceptions: the American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy'
[] Treehouse of Horror (#2.3) 10/25/90 Hungry Are The Damned segment. Lisa is on the spaceship which looks a bit like the interior of the Death Star.
[] Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish (#2.4) 11/1/90 Burns runs for Governor, Lisa is in the library doing research and an overhead pan shot of the desks resembles the Imperial crest. (Thanks to aodhjedi for #63!)
[] Old Money (#2.17) 03/28/91 One of the people in line to get (ask for) money from Abraham Simpson (he inherited money from his girlfriend) is Darth Vader with a walking stick which looks a little like a wooden lightsaber:
[] Brush with Greatness (#2.18) 4/11/91 Mr. Burns stays over at the Simpson household so that Marge could do his portrait, Bart walks in on him while he's taking a shower.  Some say this is the same scene as in The Empire Strikes Back with Admiral Piett walking in on Vader in his chamber.
[] Homer Defined (#3.5) 10/17/91  Burns leaves his office in a Class-6 Escape Pod (A New Hope) very similar to the one C-3PO and R2-D2.


[] I Married Marge (#3.12) 12/26/91 Bart Simpson was conceived the night Homer and Marge saw The Empire Strikes Back.
[] I Married Marge (#3.12) 12/26/91 HOMER to Marge (Kavner): Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.
[] I Married Marge (#3.12) 12/26/91 Homer ruins the surprise in The Empire Strikes Back, for everyone waiting in line, when he complains, 'I can't believe that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father.'

[] Bart's Friend Falls In Love (#3.23) 5/7/92 Millhouse (Hayden) has an X-Wing poster.
[] Bart's Friend Falls In Love (#3.23) 5/7/92 The opening scene is a parody of the Gold Idol scene in Raiders...
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[] Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes? (#3.24) Part of Homer's trip on the Spinemelter 3000 is like a Hyperspace jump.
[] Lisa the Beauty Queen (#4.4) 10/15/92  Lisa tries on the hairdos of Marge, Grace Jones, Bo Derek and Princess Leia.
[] Lisa the Beauty Queen (#4.4) 10/15/92 A caricature of Darth Vader on a surf board in the background.
[] Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie (#4.6) 11/03/92 Stormtrooper cameos
[] Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie (#4.6) 11/03/92 MR. BURNS (Shearer): Evacuate? In my moment of triumph?! I think you overestimate their destructive capabilities.
[] Marge Gets A Job (#4.7) 11/05/92 Burns gets the Imperial March as he enters the scene.
[] Homer's Triple Bypass (#4.11) 12/17/92 Homer impersonates Princess Leia
[] Marge vs. the Monorail (#4.12) 01/14/93  Mayor Quimby (Castellaneta) mistakenly tells Leonard Nimoy, 'May the Force be with you'
[] Marge vs. the Monorail (#4.12) 01/14/93 Homer's suit for the monorail looks a bit like Darth Vader.


[] Cape Feare (#5.2) 10/7/93 ?
[] Lisa's Rival (#6.2) 09/11/94 Ralph wins a contest with a diorama of Star Wars action figures in a taped together cardboard box, he only reason he wins is because Skinner is a Star Wars fan.
[] Lisa's Rival (#6.2) 09/11/94  Allison, a rival of Lisa's, offers this apropos anagram for Alec Guinness: Genuine Class
[] Lisa's Rival (#6.2) 09/11/94 Skinner (Shearer) is happy about Ralph Wiggum's (Cartwright) science project and says, 'Pre-packaged Star Wars characters still in their display box? Are those the limited edition action figures? Why, it's Luke, and Obi-Wan, and my favorite, Chewie! They're all here!...We have a winner!'
[] Lisa's Rival (#6.2) 09/11/94 Ralph drops his Chewbacca figure and cries, 'I bent my Wookiee!'
[] Homer vs. Patty and Selma (#6.7) 02/26/95 Bart's ballet teacher appears to him with advice, like Obi-Wan Kenobi, 'Use the Ballet!'.
[] A Star Is Burns (#6.18) 03/05/95 Mr. Burns is once again introduced with the Imperial March.
[] Round Springfield (#6.22) 04/30/95 Lisa (Smith) is looking up into the clouds while laying on her back with her saxophone. Figures appear in the shape/form of clouds. A jazz legend, Bleeding Gums Murphy, gives her advice, then Mufasa appears and says, 'You must avenge my death Kimba - dah, I mean Simba!', then Darth Vader appears and says, 'I am your father', then James Earl Jones appears and says, 'This is CNN' (all voiced by Harry Shearer)
[] Springfield Connection (#6.23) 05/07/95 Springfield Pops plays the Star Wars theme (in a place that's very much looking like the Hollywood Bowl) and Homer complains to Marge that tampering with the classics will make John Williams turn over in his grave.
[] Bart Sells His Soul (#7.5) 10/8/95 Insect Control man sounds like Vader
[] Treehouse of Horror VII (#8.1) 10/27/96 Tiny spaceships attack Bart along the contours and perimeter of his body, like X-Wings on the Death Star in ANH
[] Burns Baby Burns (#8.4) 11/17/96 There's a Darth Vader mask in the mask shop
[] Burns' Heir (#5.18) 04/14/94  A spoof of the THX trailer - which is so loud that it breaks glasses, teeth are shattered and another man's head explodes....everyone cheers, except for Grandpa Simpson (Castellaneta) who cries, 'Turn it up!'
[] One of the caricatures at the school festival is of Darth Vader
[] The Twisted World of Marge Simpson (#8.11) 1/19/97 Bart whistles like R2.
[] Treehouse of Horror: VIII (#9.4) 10/26/97 Mr. Burns -Notice the black hood, white pale face, and the line, 'Now you will die...'
[] The Last Temptation of Krust (#9.15) 02/22/98 Krusty the Clown (Castellaneta) goes to get coffee at a shop called "Java the Hutt"
[] This Little Wiggy (#9.18) 03/22/98 The logo on the "Mars" part of the Knowledgeum is the same font as in the "Star Wars" logo.
[] The sperm gun in This Little Wiggy (#9.18) 03/22/98  looks like the laser cannons on the Millennium Falcon.
[] Chewbacca at the Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con door
[] Database: Daaah, talk about Star Wars!
[] Mayored to the Mob and Who put the Star in Star Wars? (#10.9) 12/20/98   Mark Hamill appears, with Homer as his bodyguard. Homer eventually saves his life. "Use the forks!"
[] Mayored to the Mob and Who put the Star in Star Wars? (#10.9) 12/20/98 Mark Hamill sings a Star Wars parody of Luck be a Lady Tonight as Luke Be a Jedi Tonight.
Luke, be a Jedi tonight!
Just be a Jedi tonight!
Hamill & Chorus:
Do it for Yoda, while we serve our guests a soda.
Hamill:
Uh, and do it for Chewie, and the Ewoks, and all the other puppets ...
Hamill & Chorus:
Luke, be a Jedi tonight!

[] Mayored to the Mob and Who put the Star in Star Wars? (#10.9) 12/20/98 A wrestling match between Battlestar Galactica robots and the 'Gay robots of Star Wars.'
[] Mayored to the Mob and Who put the Star in Star Wars? (#10.9) 12/20/98 "Database: Daaah, talk about Star Wars!" You can see C-3PO's head go by.
[] Mayored to the Mob and Who put the Star in Star Wars? (#10.9) 12/20/98 Chewbacca appears at the Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con entrance.
[] Viva Ned Flanders (#10.10) 1/10/99 Comic Book Guy (Azaria), 'my other car is the Millennium Falcon'
[] Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? (#11.3) 10/24/99  There is a Star Wars poster in Planet Springfield.
[] Treehouse of Horror: X (#11.4) 10/31/99  The Collector wants Lucy Lawless to call him Obi-Wan.
[] Treehouse of Horror: X (#11.4) 10/31/99 George Lucas is on of the 'shrink-wrapped' people in his lair.
[] Treehouse of Horror: X (#11.4) 10/31/99 Comic Book Guy is battling with Xena (Lawless), he says, 'You can't defeat me with Darth Maul's lightsaber from Episode I!'  He takes it out of its packaging. So Xena points out, 'Oh no, you took it out of its original Mylar packaging, its no longer a collectible!', The Comic Book Guy  is devastated, immediately falling down into a large tub full of chemicals that will preserve him (thanks to Jaded Destiney for #38!)
[] It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge (#11.21) 5/14/00 Patty and Selma say, "The bitterness is strong in this one"
[] Worst Episode Ever (#12.11) 2/4/01  A woman comes to the comic book shop wanting to sell a box of "junk". Inside she has an original handwritten Star Wars script, Princess Leia's anti-jiggle breast tape, and the alternate ending to The Empire Strikes Back in which Chewbacca is Luke's father
[] Treehouse of Horror XI (#12.1) Jabba the Butt tattoo, Comic Book Guy carrying a lightsaber.
[] Bart is daydreaming about what to do with $1000 bill he finds. He dreams of a mansion on the moon with R2-D2 playing bass. (Thanks to Sander for #62)
[] in the comics: Mr. Burns employs Stormtroopers
[] A Stormtrooper guard is in the desert.
[] Duff Man/Corporate Duff Man against righteous Homer, is forced to choose between the right thing: saving Homer or throwing Homer out of Duff park (home of the Springfield Isotopes.) Duff Man rebels against Corporate Duff Man, picking him up over his head and throwing Corporate Duff Man over the outfield wall.
[] Treehouse of Horror XXI (#13.1) 11/06/01 - Yoda presides over a wedding between a gypsy and a leprechaun.
[] Homer's at the power plant and outside his window in a hallway Carl and Lenny are fighting each other with radioactive sticks. Looking and sounding like a lightsaber. Lenny locks lightsabers with Carl then says, "PHANTOM MENACE SUCKS MORE!"  Then Lenny fights back and goes, "ATTACK OF THE CLONES SUCKS EVEN MORE!"
[] Send In The Clones featured a magic hammock that cloned Homer Simpson, so many times that he was even referenced as the 'Viet-Clones'.
[] The Springfield Files:  Chewie is singing and dancing with Agent Scully.
[] Chewbacca is in a line-up, and is seen at the end of the episode.
[] Half-Decent Proposal (#13.10) 02/09/02 - Comic Book Guy's room:

[] Gump Roast (#13.17) 4/21/02 In this episode, Hibbert is thrown into jail for impersonating Darth Vader
[] Gump Roast (#13.17) 4/21/02  The Imperial March plays when Mr. Burns is introduced at the roast.
[] Co-Dependent's Day (#15.15) 3/21/04 Bart, Homer and Lisa attend a screening of Cosmic Wars on opening day, complete with line-up.












[] Please, Homer, Don't Hammer 'em (#18.3) 9/24/06 Bart and Principal have a stick fight which is scored by John Williams' Duel of the Fates theme.


Simpson's: Bart Wars (1999 US) - 


    
Skithouse (Aus) -  It featured the Death Star being visited by an Occupational Health & Safety officer -and Darth Vader having to explain away the various workplace hazards and health issues, including why there was no special bathroom cubicle for a Stormtrooper in a wheelchair. Very funny and the sets an (thanks to DG for the info)

Smallville (2001 US) -
[1] Lana Lang (Kreuk) says, 'kind of good being underhanded'  Clark's  (Welling's) response was "What, Lana Lang seduced by the Dark Side?"
[2] Thirst (#5.5) 10/27/05 The LutherCorp experiment that gave people vampire-like qualities was called "Project 1138"
[3] Exposed (#5.6) 11/3/05 Lois Lane (Durance), in the strip club, to Clark Kent as she sits on his lap: "You're gonna get me fired if you keep looking at me like I'm Jabba the Hutt" (Thanks to TheCorsican for references 2 & 3!)

Son of the Beach (US) -  Rod Strikes Back (starring Mark Hamill as Rod)

Sonny Soufflé chok show (1986-87Denmark) - Star Wars and Raiders of the Lost Ark music themes used in Tannhäuser segment.

South Park (US) -
[1] Weight Gain 4000 (#1.3) 08/27/97 Mr. Garrison, "It's too late for me, young Wendy"
[2] Pink Eye (#1.7) 10/27/97
KYLE: 'No way dude. I'm gonna win the costume contest with this sweet Chewbacca costume.   KYLE: 'Just wait till everyone sees my sweet Chewbacca costume. They're gonna be so jealous.
*The entire class has a Chewbacca mask on.*
STAN: Whoa dude!
KYLE: Everyone came as Chewbacca?!?
*Mr. Garrison is dressed as Marilyn Monroe, Mr. Hat has a Chewbacca mask on.*
MR. GARRISON: 'It sure does seem to be a popular costume this year, Kyle.
MR. HAT: Roar.
WENDY: I thought you would reach the same conclusion, so, I came as Chewbacca.
CARTMAN: You're just jealous. Why don't you go back to Endor you stupid Wookiee?
KYLE: Wookiees don't live on Endor!
CARTMAN:  *In a mocking voice* Wookiees don't live on Endor.
MR. GARRISON: Ok now, all you little Chewbaccas take your seats.
MR. GARRISON: And...the award for the very best costume goes to...Wendy, for her Chewbacca costume!
[3] Terrence and Phillip in "Not without My Anus" (#2.1) 04/01/98 Saddam Hussein, 'I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it further.'  Scott, 'This deal is getting worse all the time.'
[4] Ike's Wee Wee (#2.3) 05/20/98 The Rabbi in talking about circumcision, 'Your father had it, your grandfather had it....even your brother had it.'
[5] Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls (#2.9) 08/19/98 The Hollywood Planet construction project looks like the 2nd Death Star Also as Mr. Hankey dies he says, 'there.. is.. another.. Sky..walker.....'
[6] Chicken Pox (#2.10) 08/26/98 The class has to write a paper on how to improve the USA. Cartman writes, 'I like Endor better than the United States. Endor has Ewoks, trees and barbeques.'
[7] Clubhouses (#2.12) 09/23/98 Cartman wants to build a tree house that's better than Stan and Kyle's. He pulls out blueprints for them entitled, Ewok Village 2000
[8] Chef Aid (#2.14) 10/7/98 Special Use of the 'Chewbacca Defense' throughout the show
[9] Jakovasaurs (#3.4) 07/16/99 Jar-Jar type creatures called Jackovasaurs that live in Stark's Pond. Female named 'June-June' says, 'wesa in big doodoo' Male version sounded more normal. The town thought they were annoying and end up transporting the Jackovasaurs to France where they are considered funny (like Jerry Lewis).
[10] Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery (#3.10) 10/27/99 Wendy wins the costume contest with her Chewbacca mask, same as the original Halloween episode 'Pink Eye'. Kenny is inside an ED-209 (Robocop) costume he built and at the end little Snow speeders tie cable around his legs, trip him and blow him up like in The Empire Strikes Back.

[11] Starvin' Marvin in Space (#3.13) 11/17/99 Previews are just like SW. Starvin' Marvin escapes from Africa and the CIA goes to Sally Struthers for help. Sally Struthers has been turned into Sally the Hutt living in Jabba's Palace,  She talks in Huttese with English subtitles. She agrees to help the CIA (who attempt the Jedi Mind Trick) in exchange for Kenny in Carbonite! The Christian Broadcast Channel has a ship that looks like an X-wing. They even mention Sally's ship as 'a favorite of the Hutts.'
[12] Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics (#3.15) 12/01/99 IS the 'Star Wars Holiday Special' nearly scene for scene!  And...the whole "Fighting the frizzies" thing (each commercial break during the SWHS announced "Fighting the Frizzis. At 11" for the news) ? Cartman (Parker) writes on his personal book that he'd like to live on Endor because '...it's cool, there are trees and Ewoks'
[13] 4th Grade (#4.11) 11/07/99 Miss Diane Choksondik (Parker) says, "I'm not afraid.." Mr. Garrison replies, "You will be. You will be."
[14] 4th Grade (#4.11) 11/07/99 The Tree of Insights is the cave on Dagobah
[15] The Wacky Molestation Adventure (#4.16) 12/13/00 Craig makes Darth Vader breathing sounds.
[16] Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow (#5.5) 07/18/01 (title is from R2-D2: Beyond the Dome) An Earth Day representative, looking a lot like Obi-Wan Kenobi, tries to make the kids go to the Earth Day Festival instead of seeing Terence and Phillip live, using the 'Jedi Mind Trick', he waives his hand and says, You will go to the Earth Day Festival' it doesn't work butt he keeps trying on different people.
[17] Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants Park Wars (#5.9) 11/07/01 Cartman calls the Iraqis Jawas and Sand People. he Phantom Menace for making a set of prosthetic balls for Butter's chin.
[18] Freak Strike (#6.3) 03/20/02 Cartman does a Lucas on a chat show and says, "..I put Jabba the Hutt back into the original Star Wars movie. Whatever. I'll do what I want."
[19] Free Hat (#6.9) 07/10/02 The kids are appearing on a talk show, George Lucas and Steven Spielberg also show up.
[20] Free Hat (#6.9) 07/10/02 The kids are planning to sneak in the Skywalker Ranch.
[21] Free Hat (#6.9) 07/10/02 Inside the Skywalker Ranch we see a room filled with Star Wars stuff like: Pictures of George Lucas with Jar Jar and on Hoth, helmets (Vader and Stormtrooper), toys, the Falcon and the Death Star hanging and new versions for Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
[22] Free Hat (#6.9) 07/10/02
KYLE trying to convince Lucas: There is still some good in you Mr. Lucas.
GEORGE LUCAS: It's too late for me boy.
[23] Free Hat (#6.9) 07/10/02 Small commercial break of the new release.  the makers of South Park are saying: "For the bus stop scene we always meant to have Imperial Walkers and giant Dewback lizards but we couldn't afford it."
[24] Free Hat (#6.9) 07/10/02 Most of the episode is focused on the boys needing to stop Lucas an Spielberg from re-making Raiders of the Lost Ark - Ewoks chase Indy in the re-mastered version, and when the film is started in the theatre the evil of the re-mastering is let loose from the Ark of the Covenant..and everyone in the audience melts. (Thanks to Sander for the screenshot!)

[25] A Ladder to Heaven (#6.12) 11/06/02 The boys build a ladder to heaven they pop out of the clouds and Cartman says, "Aw, don't tell me we haven't even reached the cloud city yet!" (Thanks to Attack_of_the_Ewoks for #27!)  
[26] The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers (#6.13) 11/13/02 Kevin dons a Stormtrooper helmet to a Lord of the Rings meeting.
[27] Krazy Kripples (#7.2) 03/26/03 Christopher Reeve is talking to Gene Hackman, the name Christopher, "no longer has any meaning for me."
[28] Trey Parker in TV Guide 3/28-4/3: 'In a very special episode you'll see Kenny's face. It'll be like Darth Vader in The Empire Strikes Back.
[29] The Return of Chef! (#10.1) 3/22/06 (After a particularly bloody Chef's death scene) At the end of the episode, the Super Adventure Club members reconstruct Chef, like Anakin's reconstruction in Revenge of the Sith.  At the end of the episode, Chef is in a black suit that has a resemblance to Darth Vader. (Thanks to Nailwraps for reference #31!) I took the following screenshots:






         
Spaced (1999 UK) -
[1] Beginnings (#1.1) 09/24/99 The exchange between Tim and Daisy when Tim (SWAD alum Pegg) is wearing his alien costume is from Return of the Jedi when Luke and Han meet again.
[2] Gatherings (#1.2) 10/01/99 Tim's line, "It's important, Daisy, trust me" is from Raiders of the Lost Ark (Indy in the bar with Marion in Nepal)
[3] Battles (#1.4) 10/15/99 Line: "We put them down, ALL of them" was taken from The Phantom Menace: Palpatine's, "Wipe them out, ALL of them"
[4] Chaos (#1.5) 10/22/99 Colin, Daisy's dog, is missing and the team sets out to find him.  A letter arrives explaining that the dog is at an illegal animal testing lab.   Tim wants to use code names for the mission to prevent anyone from identifying them: Mike is Luke, Brian is Chewie, Daisy is Leia and Twist is Jabba, and Tim is Han.
TIM: Twist, you're.... Jabba.
TWIST: Is Jabba the princess?
CHORUS: Yes.
[5] The music playing is the Imperial March with a hip-hop beat (by Fader Gladiator (see MUSIC) and is called Battle of the Planets.) (Thanks to Quantum Sheep for this reference!)
[6] The opening sports a Star Wars style crawl. Note: After QS's email for the reference I found the album, Beat by Dope Demand IV (see MUSIC), which carries Battle of the Planets.  The soundtrack for Spaced does NOT have this on the soundtrack, they couldn't get the licensing to feature the song. [7] Ends (#1.7) 11/5/99 Daisy to Tim: Take care of yourself, guess that's what you're best at (same thing Luke says to Han in ANH)
[8] Ends (#1.7) 11/5/99 Tim to Daisy: Get off my back!  You're like Jabba's little mate (Salacioius Crumb)...ahhahaahaahaa!
[9]  Back (#2.1) 02/23/01 The wanderer asks Tim what he's been up to.
TIM: Yeah, I'm fine, had some things to work through  
DAISY: With Sarah?  
TIM: No, with George Lucas (cut to Tim burning boxes full of Star Wars memorabilia with Light of the Force playing in the background (taken from the scene of Luke burning the body of Darth Vader at the end of Return of the Jedi)

DAISY: It's been over a year!
TIM: It's been 18 months.
DAISY: Well, I didn't think Phantom Menace was THAT bad.
[10] Back (#2.1) 02/23/01 Daisy gets back from her trip to Asia and finds that the man, Steven (Simm), she befriended at the airport put illegal stuff in her luggage. The "agents" looking for her ask their neighbor, Brian, where she is (the pub). The agents show up there and there is a Matrix style fight.  Daisy, Tim and Mike flee to the flat but the agents are already there sitting with Brian. BRIAN: Oh, they arrived just before you did.
TIM: You Lando!
[11] Change (#2.2) 03/02/01 At Silent Reading (the comic shop, the first comic shop he worked at was Fantasy Bazaar) Tim has a dispute with a customer about Jar Jar Binks merchandise and is having a rough time coping with the prequels.  Tim gets sacked because of his hang-ups (he refuses to sell Jar-Jar Binks toys).
BILBO: What about the Ewoks?  They were rubbish!    
TIM: Yeah, but Jar Jar makes the Ewoks look like F***ing Shaft! (at that point he's fired)
[12] Change (#2.2) 03/02/01 Tim comes home after being fired and is in the kitchen freaking out when Daisy asks what's up.  Tim says he was fired.  Daisy says:  Phantom Menace?
[13] Change (#2.2) 03/02/01 Tim goes to apply for unemployment and he has to tell the social worker why he isn't working.  Tim says he was fired.  The social worker says: Phantom Menace?
[14] Change (#2.2) 03/02/01 Tim goes to another comics shop, Silent Reading, to get a job and the owner asks him why he left the Fantasy Bazaar.  Tim says he was fired.  The owner of the shop says: Phantom Menace?
[15] Change (#2.2) 03/02/01 Once Tim starts at Silent Reading the phone rings, Tim answers...."yes, we do stockJar Jar Binks merchandise, yep, we've got him in cuddly form, lunch box, action figure and key ring."   The owner then pats Tim on the back and says, "Well, Tim you've just taken your first step into a larger world"
[16]  Gone (#2.5) 03/30/01 Duane (SWAD alum Serafinowicz) says, "At last I will emerge the victor! At last I will have revenge! (ala Maul from TPM) Misc..
[17] Tim has a Return of the Jedi flashback
[18] Dissolution (#2.6) 04/06/01 Daisy, Tim, Mike and Brian are trying to find Marsha, they split off with Mike and Brian driving in the van.  They communicate with Daisy and Tim via a walkie-talkie. BRIAN to Tim: We'll be off then, Tim.
TIM: OK, man.
MIKE: If we find Marsha we'll contact you.
BRIAN: eh, we'll find her, Daisy, I promise you.
TIM: See you at the rendezvous. *Mike yawns, which sounds a lot like Chewie* OK, Tim!
*Then the end of the Rebel Fleet and beginning of the End title music plays then the credits roll in the same style as the Star Wars credits for all of the films with the stars in the background...*


[19] The DVD cover for the series:


Space Ghost: Coast-to-Coast (1994 US) - Moltar (Croker) calls George Clinton a Wookiee.

Spin City (1996 US) - 
[1] Science Friction (#5.20) 5/9/01 Mike (Fox)  hits someone with a bus, and when the press asks about it, he says "There is no story" while waving his hand. One of the reporter asks "Are you trying to use a Jedi mind trick?"  At the end of the episode, he denies to the guy's girlfriend who he hit with the bus. He says "I never told you that I tried to hit him with the bus". She, of course doesn't believe it. So after she leaves he says "This has been a dark day for the Jedi mind trick."
[2] Mike refers to a reporter as being his arch nemesis, his, 'Darth Vader, if you will'
[3] regarding the paparazzi:
MAYOR (Bostwick):  I feel like we're being chased, like that princess!
OTHER: 'Who? Diana?'  Mayor ' No. Leia!
[4] MIKE: I guess it's a bad time for the Jedi Mind Trick.
[5] Stuart (Ruck) does a Vader impression.

Spitting Image: Down and Out in the White House (UK 1986) - SDI Star Wars

SpongeBob SquarePants (1999 US) - Missing Identity (#3.1) 1/19/04 SpongeBob (Kenny) eats some of Gary's (the snail's) petfood which tastes so awful that SpongeBob lets out a howl so loud and deep that a guy at the Snail Po (a play on Alpo) HQ says, "I've felt a disturbance..."

Star Blazers (1979 JA) - The space dogfight and robots are very close to Star Wars. (though the original air dates of this series in Japan pre-date Star Wars by 3-4 years)

Stargate Atlantis (2004 US) -
[1] Rising, Part I (#1.1) 7/16/04 (On the way to a village on a planet a quick Stargate jump from the Atlantis base) Boy 1: What planet are you from?  Boy 2: Can we go there?  Maj. Sheppard:  Afraid not.  We come from a galaxy far, far away.
[2] The Lost Boys (#2.10) 9/23/05 Sheppard is flying a Wraith dart, which suddenly goes to autopilot when it's in the Wraith hive ship as part of an attack.  When he sees it go to autopilot, he says, "Artoo, could you please turn off the autopilot now? ...worth a shot." (Thanks to John at Obroa-Skai for these references!)
[3] Condemned (#2.5) 7/22/05 Sheppard shoots a pop-culture reference to Ronon who is struggling to get out of his "binders": Take it easy there Chewie.

Stargate: SG 1 (1997 US) -
[1] O'Neill (Anderson) asks which movie should they watch and Teal'c (Judge) answers, 'how 'bout 'Star Wars?'  O'Neill says that Teal'c has seen it eight times, Teal'c corrects him by saying, 'NINE times'. Then O'Neill turns to Carter (Tapping) and says, '...if Teal'c likes it, it must be a good movie'
[2] 1969 (#2.21) 3/5/99 Jackson (Shanks) claims he's Luke Skywalker saying, "My name is Skywalker, Luke Skywalker.".  Cigarette Smoking Man recognizes the name
[3] Jackson also uses the line, 'A galaxy far, far away...'
[4] Memento (#6.2) 3/7/03 Colonel Ronson says, "Let's hope the old man is right, or this is gonna be a short ride" (quote from Han Solo to Luke Skywalker in ANH)
[5] Learning Curve ?? 
[6] Thor's Hammer (#1.9) 9/26/97 Just after the opening credits Gairwyn greets Carter and Daniel by saying: You're a little short for Gods. Note: James Earl Jones does the voice of Unna in this episode.
[7] Fallen (#7.1) The X302, is vulnerable at its exhaust port/shaft just as in A New Hope, but the look of the shots they fire at the reactor is similar to the shots fired at the core of the second Death Star in  Return of the Jedi.  A line:  "Yeah, thought we were going with Red Leader on this one!"  (Thanks to DarthCharlie32!) 
[8] Full Circle (#6.22) A confrontation between Daniel and Anubis is very "Star Wars" (clarification coming eventually)
[9] In an interview with Stargate actor Michael Shanks he makes a comment about Star Wars and the show:  "we have one producer, Rob Cooper, who is very intent on making the entire series a homage to George Lucas and Star Wars."
[10] Need O'Neill (Dean) tells Daniel (Shanks) that he has to stop using the sarcophagus or else, "You're going to go all Darkside on us"
[11] Prometheus Unbound (#8.12) 01/28/05 Daniel Jackson walks out of the X303 (The Prometheus) up to two aliens...they ask his name...he replies, "I'm Olo...Hans Olo"  (Thanks to DarthCharlie32 for reference #11!) 
[12] Crusade (#9.19) 3/3/06 TEAL'C: You have been impregnated, without copulation.     VALA: Yes! And I'm absolutely terrified.  Have any of you ever heard anything like it?   MITCHELL: Well, there is one.    TEAL'C: Darth Vader.     VALA:  Really? How did that turn out?
[13] Michael Shanks: Beyond the Gate (DVD Bonus features) As a short segway from the behind the scenes to a description of the show Shanks says, "...a long time ago in a not so far away galaxy..."
[14] Citizen Joe (#8.15) In Stylin' Joe's (barber shop)  BERT: Well, what about the Furlings? Are we ever gonna hear about them?     JOE: Oh, of course! I'm sure we'll hear lots of stories about them. (Bert and Gordie frown at each other. Joe realises what he just said.) I mean, I'll make one up.      GORDIE: Furlings -- they sound cute, like Ewoks
[15] The Ties That Bind (#9.4) 8/5/05 Mitchell to Arlos: We don't know any Vala (moves his hand similar to that of Jedis using the "Jedi Mind Trick")
[16] The Ties That Bind (#9.4) 8/5/05 Daniel: What's so special about this particular cargo ship?  Brother Caius: Let's just say I made a few modifications of my own.  (certainly a reference to Han Solo and his specially self-modified cargo ship. :)

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (1999 US) -
[1] Season 7 The Breen bounty hunter costume looks similar to Boushh's Ubese armor which was worn by Leia who was impersonating Boushh in Return of the Jedi.
[2] Shattered Mirror (#4.19) 4/20/96 The script seems to borrow themes/lines from Star Wars.
[3] Man Alone (#1.3) Odo (Aberjonois) is checking the flight log of Bajoran criminal, Ibudan (Carver), Alderaan is listed as one of the planets he visited.
[4] The Adversary (#3.26) While investigating the mysterious additions to the Defiant, Chief O'Brien says to Lt. Dax "I have a bad feeling about this".

Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987 US) - The plaque on board the USS Pasteur reads:
USS Pasteur Hope Class
Star Fleet Registry NCC 58928
Marin County, Star Fleet Yards,
Skywalker Division
United Federation Of Planets


Star Trek Voyager (1995 US) - The Raven (#4.6) 10/8/97 B'Omar (B'omarr Monks). Some of the Dialogue was similar, not to say that this is truly a reference...but:
SEVEN: I can sense the signal  (VADER: I have felt his presence...)
TUVOK: If the signal is so compelling, then leave the vicinity  (LEIA: If you feel he can find you here then leave this place). (Thanks to Kevin Loughlin for this reference!)

Star Wars City (1985 US) - Obviously

State, The (1993 US) -
[1] A trading of Chewbacca impressions over the phone
[2] 900 # for calling Carrie Fisher, a guy calls the number tells "Fisher" how hot she was in the Slave outfit.
[3] Finale (#3.13) Dixon: Jedi Talent Agency sketch
DIXON (Lennon): (on the phone) Stewart's doin' fine.  I left my job at  the William Morris Agency and since then I had a string of pretty bad jobs and I didn't really have any direction... (still on phone) ...hang on one second.   ...then that's when Obi-Wan, my mentor, finagled me into going to the decoupage system to complete my agent training and study with Yoda.  The Jedi master who instructed him.  You see, there's a Force that surrounds every object in the universe, including the entertainment industry.   ...You don't need to see his screenplay!  
KEVIN: We don't need to see his screenplay.
DIXON: You want to give him a five picture deal.  
KEVIN: We want to give him a five picture deal.  
DIXON: heh heh heh.  
KEVIN: heh heh heh      
KEVIN and JOE: heh heh heh.  
DIXON: You want to get me a fish-wich.  
JOE: Can I get you a fish-wich?
DIXON:  Sure, if you want, I guess...uh...heh heh heh.  
DAVID LUTZ (Wain): Being represented by a Jedi master has really helped my career.  I mean, I'm not even a model, per se, but I signed with Dixon, and two days later, I got this whole line of ads for Speedo! (pic of David's Speedo ad is shown)  
DIXON: Peter, trust your instincts.  Feel the Force flow from the Jedi.  (phone rings) Hand on a second.  (on phone) Yeah.  Hey, look.  Look, if-if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard! (to David) ...I'm sorry, I gotta take this call, you know.  It's like this guy, he's - it's- um- one second.  (on phone)...Yeah, hey!  No no!
MIKE OVITZ (as the Sith Lord agent) (Black): (at Creative Artists Agency): James Dixon is a very powerful Jedi agent.  In fact, my evil councilors and I have been trying to acquire him for the darkside of the Force.  Unfortunately, his heart is pure...and he wanted this big raise, and his own parking space, and will you please shut up!  There is not enough room in the world to accommodate all of James Dixon's demands. (in the background two Jawas (that were going through stuff in his office) are being Force held above the ground and one of them is being Force choked by Ovitz.)  
KERRI: (coughing) James has been getting me lots of voice-over work.  I'm the little duck that loves coffee.  
KERRI as LITTLE DUCK: I love coffee! (coughing)  
DIXON:  If I had one piece of advice to give young artists, it would have to be: just because something looks like food doesn't mean you should eat  it.  And, of course, you know, may the Force be with you.

Step By Step (1991 US) - Lambert (Duffy) makes a comment about his wife, , who is pregnant: "I don't know, I'm not an OBI G-Y-N Kenobi, dude!" (Thanks to Tom for this reference...I may have paraphrased a little too much!)

Stranger Things (2016 US: Netflix) - 
[1] Chapter Two: The Weirdo on Maple Street (#1.2) 07/15/16 When Mike is showing Eleven (Elle) his toys he sets down Yoda on the table and says (in "Yoda" voice), "Mmmm, ready are you, what knows you of ready?" (then in own voice), "His name is Yoda. He can use The Force to move things with his mind." Note: this is also similar to the scene in E.T. where Elliott is showing E.T. all his toys.
[2] Chapter Three: Holly Jolly (#1.3) 07/15/16 Dustin is trying to get Eleven to levitate Mike's (1982?) Kenner Millennium Falcon.  Later Eleven is making it hover for several seconds.


[3] Chapter Six: The Monster (#1.6) 07/15/16 "That's like R2D2 going to fight Darth Vader"
[4] Chapter Seven: The Bathtub (#1.7) 07/15/16 This episode revolves around trust. Dustin mentions Lando several times during the course of the ep.

Student Bodies (1997 CA) - Cody (Elman) was jealous with his friend Chris (Hull) getting along with his dad better than him, and it cut to his thoughts which are cartoon. He showed Darth Vader holding him over a pit like on Bespin saying Cody, I'm not your Father, I'm CHRIS'S FATHER!" Chris came and said "hey pop here's their inhaler you asked for." Darth Vader takes off his helmet (he is Cody's father) and says "thanks son" and drops Cody down the shaft.  (Thanks to LORDeron_MAULer!)

Suddenly Susan (1996 US) - Susan (Shields) was doing some work in the office when one of her coworkers walked by, stopped, looked her up and down, and said, "Boy. You're as tall as a Wookiee, aren't you?"  (Thanks to Spacehunter24!)

Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (US) - Star Koopa/Santa Claus is Coming to Flatbush (#150) 11/29/89 Mario and Co are on their way to protect a Mushroom space colony, only to be caught by Darth Koopa's ship, the Koop Star. They fight off some Stormtroopas, followed by Koopa himself, but Koopa ends up freezing them. After having them thawed out, he gives Princess two options: Tell the colonists to surrender, or have their planet destroyed with his Birdo Ray. When Princess refuses to give up, the Birdo Ray is set to fire in thirty minutes, and Mario and Co get dropped into the Koop Star's trash compactor. Ex: Darth Koopa: I have you now, macaroni-mouth!; Tractor Beams; LightPlungers; Obi-Wan Toadi ; Princess: Just say the magic words, Luigi! May the pasta be with you! (From TV.com!)

Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go! (2004 US) -
[1] The main villain, Skeleton King (Hamill), says, "All to easy" (which Vader says to Luke in ESB) after blocking one character's attack.
[2] Skeleton King's ship looks similar to a Super Star Destroyer
[3] One of the monkeys, Antauri (Richardson), is a mentor to Chiro, the main (human) character.  He is able to temporarily deactivate himself and appear to Chiro as an apparition that looks similar to a Force-ghost.
[4] A sound effect that is similar to a lightsaber igniting is sometimes used.
[5] Chiro, the main character, is known as the "Chosen One" to those who use the
[6] "Power Primate", which is something like the Force (Thanks to Dark_Load for these references!)

Sweating Bullets (CAN 1991) - May Divorce Be With You (#3.15) 5/3/93


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Taken (2002 US) - one of the kids is dressed as Vader for Halloween 1980. (thanks to SarsWars for this reference!)

Taxi (1978 US) - Jim (Lloyd) says, "Well, I guess there's a little Obi-Wan Kenobi in all of us."

Teamo Supremo (2002 US) - Enter the Cheapskates (#1.5) (from Danger: Dirigibles!/Enter the Cheapskates!) 2/26/02 While battling, Cheapskate (?) tells Skate Lad (Ubach) that he is his father (ala ESB).  Skate Lad says that his father works at the sporting goods store and look just like him. (Thanks to Nailwraps for this reference!)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003 US) -
[1] Turtles in Space: The Trouble with Triceratons (#1.28) 11/5/03 The four green mutants were taken across the galaxy, into this Star Wars-like cantina.  The most striking reference was this Han/Chewie look-alike pair.  But, you can also see Jawas, Salacious Crumb, Gungans, Stormtroopers, C3PO & Darth Vader.  Chewie also says something.  (Thanks to John and R, and TV Tome for their alert to this reference!)
[2] the Turtles accidentally trigger a defensive shield that proceeds to push them toward the far wall of the room. As they struggle against the field and try to figure a way out, Michelangelo exclaims, "If we don't come up with something fast, we're all gonna be a lot thinner." (Thanks to Spacehunter24 for reference #2!)

Teen Titans (2003 US) - Fear Itself (#2.5) 2/7/04 Control Freak (Polinsky) dresses in semi-Jedi garb.  Raven (Strong), during a fight with Control Freak, mocks him by saying he's, "a couch potato with a supped-up remote." And sarcastically remarks, "I'm petrified." Control Freak replies, "You will be.  You will be"

Tenchi Muyo (1995 JA) - (Screenshots were made by John at Obroa-Skai Reference Guide)  Here are a few samples and a link to the actual reference page (Thank you John! We look forward to seeing your theory come to fruition!!) :



[2] Tenchi Musaki is a "chosen one" who must fight the Emperor of the universe, lives in the middle of nowhere, and was hidden there by his grandfather.
[3] Tenchi has no clue that he's a descendent of the Rulers of the Galaxy.
[4] Tenchi fight the Emperor in the was that Luke & Vader did in ESB.
[5] Jurai's space ships look quite similar to Mon Calamari Cruisers.
[6] The poster.  Princess Areku wears a gray-domed helmet, Tenchi holds a lightsaber, Ryoko's looking like Han Solo and in the foreground, Sasami (Ayeka's sister) wears Leia's slave outfit.

That 70's Show (1998 US) - Note: There are many more references, so they aren't numbered.
[] Ski Trip (#1.13) 01/17/99 The kids getting stuck in the snow:
ERIC:: Okay, think Eric, think! Why kitty litter?
Red’s face comes up in the sky (like Obi-Wan to Luke)
RED: Use the gum, Eric.
ERIC: Dad, what are you doing here?
RED: I’m not here, you’re imagining me. Now’s who’s insane mister smart mouth?
ERIC: I guess I am.
RED: Use the gum to stick the candle in the can. The candle heats the can which melts the snow behind the tire. Then pour on the kitty litter for traction. Now you think you can handle that?
[] Episode XXV: A New Hope (#1.20) 03/14/99 Here are a few from this episode:




[] Episode XXV: A New Hope (#1.20) 03/14/99 The kids go to see Star Wars. Michael (Kutcher) loves it and wants to see it more...which is an annoyance to his girlfriend, Jackie:
JACKIE (Kunis): Now, Michael, I told you I don't like space...
MICHAEL: Jackie, if we're going to start our relationship over, you gotta meet me half way, honey!
JACKIE: Well, maybe I wanna do something else tonight. (flirting)
MICHAEL: (not taking the hint) Like what? (then he gets it) ...gyaahd, Jackie..we can do that for the rest of our lives. Star Wars is a limited engagement!
JACKIE: Fine...fine, but I want the big popcorn.
[] Episode XXV: A New Hope (#1.20) 03/14/99
LAURIE (Kelly): I'm bored
MICHAEL: If you're bored, you should see Star Wars.
[] Episode XXV: A New Hope (#1.20) 03/14/99
MICHAEL: Chicks dig that stuff. I mean, Leia...she acted as if she was mad at Han, but I could tell she liked him.
STEVEN (Masterson): Michael, are you an idiot man? She likes Luke, I mean, she kissed him on that bridge!
MICHAEL: Ah! Pffft! Just for luck!
[] Episode XXV: A New Hope (#1.20) 03/14/99 Eric is dreaming:
RED (as Obi-Wan Kenobi): Now remember, a Jedi is his own master...his own master...his own master...
RED: A Jedi's power lies within his own...are you even listening to me?
ERIC (as Luke Skywalker): What? Yes. Um...you were saying...May the Force be with me?
RED: No, I did not...Jedi Knight...chh! Jedi dumbASS! *Red walks away* ...
[] Episode XXV: A New Hope (#1.20) 03/14/99 ERIC: Dude, he's like, choking me with his mind!

[] Halloween (#2.5) 10/26/99 Some kids are dressed as Stormtroopers.
[] Going to California (#5.1) 09/17/02
ERIC: You know what? That's it. I'm going. I'll just show up in California and like, blow Donna's mind. Yeah! I mean, when the Empire killed Luke Skywalker's aunt and uncle, did he just call him up? No! He hopped on the Millennium Falcon and he paid a little visit to the Death Star.
[] Going to California (#5.1) 09/17/02
RED (to Eric): No. No California. You know what's important? School. You're going to be a senior and you need to buckle down.
KITTY (Rupp): Luke Skywalker would have buckled down.
[] Your Time Is Gonna Come (#5.13) 01/29/03
ERIC: There can only be one Hitler and one Darth Vader.
[] Your Time Is Gonna Come (#5.13) 01/29/03
ERIC: We are going to do what Luke Skywalker never dared to do. We are going to use the Dark Side in our advance." (Thanks to Apophis for #5)
[] Babe I'm Gonna Leave You (#5.14) 02/05/03 Donna suggests to Eric that they tell his Grandmother about their engagement:
ERIC: We're gonna do what Luke Skywalker was too afraid to do: use the dark side to our advantage.
DONNA: Eric, if we're gonna be married you really have to ease up on the Star Wars stuff. All right? It doesn't apply to everything.
ERIC: I'll have to rewrite my vows.
[] The Battle of Ever More (a.k.a. Pioneer Days) (#5.17) 02/20/03 
RED: You know, we're getting killed here thanks to you screwing up that last event. All you had to do was build a cabin out of Lincoln Logs!
ERIC: Well, I thought I'd score some extra points by building the Millennium Falcon.
RED: The Millennium what? If that's a Star Wars thing, I'm going to kick you in the ass.
ERIC: It's not a Star Wars thing. It's a very rare falcon... that can do the Kessel run in under six parsecs.
[] Trampled Under Foot (#5.21) 04/09/03 Lance tries to demote Eric's fascination with Star Wars by talking about the scientific impossibilities about space travel and lightsabers.
[] Celebration Day (#5.25) 05/14/03 Eric wants to keep his Millennium Falcon model.
[] The Kids Are Alright (#6.1) 10/29/03 When Eric talks in his sleep, he mentions that it's too cold to use the Force. When he wakes up he asks for Leia.
[] Join Together (#6.2) 11/05/03 Eric mentions the he knows how Obi-Wan Kenobi feels, I want to "do it" with Donna in a landspeeder on Tatooine. That would be so awesome.
[] Join Together (#6.2) 11/05/03 Jedi Mind Trick... This is not the one you're angry with.
[] Magic Bus (#6.3) 11/12/03 Hyde to Eric: I see Star Wars conventions and fat chicks
[] We're Not Gonna Take It (#6.6) 12/03/03 Eric boasts that among the things he can make out of napkins are swans, dinosaurs, and X-Wing fighters. (Thanks to Angel Songco Jr. for this reference!)
[] Young Man Blues (#6.9) 01/14/04 Red blames lack of handyman skills on himself.  Eric blames himself for Red's lack of knowledge in Star Wars. Red starts to pack up his tools when he realizes that Eric will not finish fixing the plumbing and says that they should just call a plumber:
ERIC: No, no. Look, I can fix some things; Boba Fett's jetpack doesn't just glue itself back on! You know what? I'm going to fix the lawnmower right now. '
[] Young Man Blues (#6.9) 01/14/04 Red and Eric, proving that each knows something of the other's world, quiz each other. *Red holds up a tool*
ERIC: Socket wrench. *Eric holds up Han Solo figure*
RED: Drives the spaceship. Sits next to the hairy guy.
ERIC: Han Solo. *Red holds up a screwdriver*
ERIC: Flathead screwdriver. *Eric holds up Vader*
RED: Ooh, I know this!  Guy with the breathing problem.
ERIC: Guy with a breathing problem. This is Darth freakin' Vader! Seriously, Dad, if you don't know the Dark Lord of the Sith, the most hated enemy of the Jedi warrior, then I guess somewhere down the line I failed with you.
[] Sally Simpson (#6.12) 02/18/04 The Jedi Mind Trick doesn't work in real life.
Everyday you come home with all your fingers, I die a little inside
Eric sometimes likes to talk a little too much about Star Wars
Star Wars is the greatest movie of all time
RED (pretending to be Eric): Well, I'm just a skinny , smart-mouthed kid who always has something got say about everything!
ERIC (pretending to be Red): Well, I wish I was an octopus, so I could stick eight different feet up eight different asses! HAAA!!
RED: Star Wars, star Wars, Star Wars!
ERIC: Dead commies, dead commies, dead commies!
[] Sally Simpson (#6.12) 02/18/04
[] Baby, Don't You Do It (#6.14) 03/03/04 (SWAD alum Billy Dee Williams guests)
PASTOR DAN (Williams): Eric, your life is just like Star Wars. You're stuck at home and want adventure. Much like Luke when he...
ERIC: ...used to bulls-eye womp-rats in his T-16 back home!
[] Baby, Don't You Do It (#6.14) 03/03/04
DONNA: I think we shouldn't have sex again until after we get married. ...It'll be great! It's like Star Wars; it's like staying pure, like a Jedi...
ERIC: There's no such thing as Jedi! It's just a stupid movie!
[] It's Only Rock and Roll (#7.5) 10/6/04
ERIC: Look, mom, maybe you should stop worrying about everyone else so much and start thinking about yourself.  Maybe you should find something to enrich your life.  Oh, may I suggest the teachings of the Jedi?  
MOM:  And, may I suggest the footing of your ass?
ERIC (imitating Obi-Wan Kenobi): This is not the ass you're looking for.
[] I don't know their names, but the main teenager and his red-haired girlfriend decided to tell grandma they are engaged.  They tell her and she says something in the ways of not have a Star Wars wedding and he says, "Oh, I guess I have to re-write my vows"  (Thanks to Darth_Menace for #10!)
[] Winter (#7.11) 12/15/04 Kelso mistakenly gives toys that are intended for a Christmas toy drive to the gang and they play with them...Millennium Falcon, X-Wing, TIE fighter.
[] Street Fighting Man (#7.14) 02/09/05
And you're wearing a go, Darth Vader Jersey. Uh, that's ridiculous. The Jedi don't play football. They play Manu-ka. Forman, this is worse than when you wore the air Supply t-shirt to the Aerosmith concert.
[] On With the Show (#7.16) 02/23/05
Let's do some "Star Wars" trivia.  Go.  Oh, I got a stumper.  Who is Luke and Obi-Wan's nemesis at --Dr. Evazan.  Man, you're good.  [chuckles] look, let me ask you a question.  Some people thing that if I keep living, you know, "without a purpose" that I'll be all, I don't know, unfulfilled and stuff.  Do you ever feel unfulfilled?  I've see "Star Wars" in seven different states.  I even met the midget that they stuck inside R2-D2.  What could be more fulfilling than that?
[] Who's Been Sleeping Here? (#7.19) 03/23/05  (First minute of the show)
DONNA (to Eric): Ha Ha! Oh, we are so better than you. Eric, how did you get "Jedi" From "staircase"?
ERIC: Uh, Donna, the path to becoming a Jedi has many steps.

'Til Death (2006 US) - The Bachelor Party (#1.15) 2/8/07 The guys are at a strip club called Flesh Gordon's...
EDDIE (Garrett) to Jeff Woodcock: Time to check the wife talk in the lobby and whaddya say you lose the Indiana Jones hat.
JEFF (Thomas): no, no Eddie, you wouldn't believe the action I've seen in this hat.
EDDIE: Did any of it involve running from a giant boulder?

Time Squad (2001 US) - Betsy Ross Flies Her Freak Flag / Every Poe Has a Silver Lining (#1.9)  9/21/01 Larry starts to drink the tea, Otto says they've lost him to the Dark Side.

Touching Evil  (2004 US) - Inspector Dave Creegan (Donovan) and Inspector Susan Branca (Farmiga) on Branca's instincts.
CREEGAN: You should trust your instincts more.
BRANCA: Thank you, Sir Alec Guinness.

Transformers: Generation One (1984 JA) -
[1] More Than Meets the Eye (#1.1) 9/17/84 Optimus Prime's Roller makes noises similar to R2D2 (continues in following episodes)
[2] More Than Meets the Eye (#1.1) 9/17/84 When energy cubes are made they make a lightsaber sound.

Transformers: Victory (1989 JA) - The Power of Rage (#1.19) C-3PO and R2D2 make cameos at the beginning of this episode.


Tripping the Rift (2004 US) -
[1] Miss Galaxy (#1.3) 3/18/04 They use light sabers and one of the bad guys is named Darph Bobo, which is a clown dressed in Darth Vader like gear. Additionally, there's a robot much like C-3PO. (Thanks to Sith_Sensei__Prime for this reference!)
[2] This one is self explanatory:
[3] Obvious reference to Artoo and Threepio (from the credits)
[4] Darth Bobo and his Clown Troopers (from the credits)
[5] Emasculating Chode (#1.12) 
Is that a lightsaber or what?
 I really HOPE that's a lightsaber
Ok, it is.  I wasn't envying Mrs. Bobo there for a second.
[6] Emasculating Chode (#1.12) Chode and his lightsaber
[7] Emasculating Chode (#1.12) Darth Bobo and Chode go at it.
[8] Android Love (#1.13) Does that ship look just a little familiar? (Slave 1!)
[9] Android Love (#1.13) The owner of the ship, the bounty hunter Frances Boba Fett III.
(BIG thank you to The Gorn for taking these awesome screenshots, #2 - #9!)


Twilight Zone (2002 US) - Future Trade; Found & Lost (#1.21 - 1.22) 11/27/02
MARTIN (Whaley): Some kids grew up watching Star Wars. I grew up watching Wall Street.

Twin Peaks (1990 US) - May the Giant Be With You (#2.1) 9/30/90

Two and a Half Men (2003 US) -
[1] Last Chance to See Those Tattoos (#2.11) 12/13/04 Both Charlie (Sheen) and Alan (Cryer) were saying the phrase, "I gotta bad feeling about this" (Thanks to John at Obroa-Skai for this reference!)
[2] A Live Woman of Proven Fertility (#4.5) 10/16/06 When talking to Jake about running away, Charlie says, "'Away,' according to the dictionary, means 'not here'.  It's usually preceded by the words 'far, far'.  Or in your case, 'go'."  (Thanks to John at Obroa-Skai for this reference!)

Two Guys and a Girl  (1998 US) -
[1] Pete (Ruccolo), about his girlfriend's son, "He's in the park with Berg (Bergen) completing his Jedi training" ...he pauses, "The Force is strong with him"
[2] Pete's girlfriend took her kid to his apartment, and said "boys need their toys." the door open and Pete's Roommate Burg was swinging a lightsaber and said "Michael her kids name) come to the Dark Side of the Force." although it was in a Sean Connery accent. In a previous season this one guy came up to cops who had busted up a party that Pete and Burg were having, dressed in a robe, he repeated the scene where Ben Kenobi did the mind trick on the Storm troopers on Tatooine, "this isn't the party your looking for..." after Pete said "how? Wow that was Amazing!!!!" he responded by saying "may the force not be with you" bowed and left.  (Thanks to LORDeron_MAULer for #2!)

U
Undergrads (2001 US) -
[1] In the huge computer room - hologram of an X-Wing spins around.
[2] Star Wars (ANH) poster on the wall.
[3] A computer screen has the image of two Boba Fetts holding up blasters with 'For Sale' signs hanging on them.
[4] Gimpy (Williams) says they're, 'as broke as carbonite miners on Cloud City'
[5] Gimpy meets with his Star Wars group, they debate on Yoda's voice..more like Grover or Miss Piggy. 

Unhappily Ever After (1995 US) - Hoop Dreams (#1.13) 5/17/95 Floppy (Goldthwait and Allan Trautman) makes a vocal appearance at a basketball game between Jack (Pierson) and his son.  Jack is losing and:
FLOPPY: Jack, Jaaacck, do you hear me, Jack?    
JACK: "Obi-Wan?    
FLOPPY: No, Floppy one, you idiot!  You must use it!"    
JACK: The Force?

Urusei Yatsura (1981 JA) - A lot of Star Wars references.


V
V (1983 US) mini-series - As the Visitors are landing in a small town, a high school band is playing the theme from Star Wars.

Veggie Tales (US Anim) -
[1] On the DVD Phil Vischer does a pretty funny riff on the Episode II scene on Coruscant where R2 guards the sleeping Padmé. You can find it on the "Studio Tour" documentary.
[2] one of the Veggies says his favorite movie quote is "Do or do not, there is no try,"

Venture Bros., The (US 2004) -
[1] God? It's Me, Dean 10/2/04 Brock says, Take your time, Monarch, cause the minute you finish your little speech, I'm going to kill you.  Monarch says, "What are you, Obi-Wan Kenobi?!? Look at you schmucks!"
[2] A Very Venture Christmas 12/19/04 Dr. Orpheus says, "Christmas is no more real than Kwanzaa or the Wookiee Life Day.
[3] Tag Sale - You're It! 10/9/04 The Henchman has purchased a working lightsaber at a Dr. Venture's garage sale, after which he says, "I've been waiting for this since I was nine"
[4] Tag Sale - You're It! 10/9/04 Henchman, "No, my young Padawan.  Leave this to me.  Brock Samson!  Brock says, "Do I know you?  Henchman, "Feel the wrath of the Monarch's henchman! *he activates his lightsaber, impales Brock with it, which does nothing* I've been gypped!
[5] Tag Sale - You're It! 10/9/04 The lightsaber segment is modeled after the video of The Star Wars Kid.
[6] The Trial of the Monarch 10/23/04 The beginning of this episode shows Hank Venture in Indy's "For Whom the Bell Tolls" - Gary Cooper outfit, the fedora, jacket, etc.


Voltron: Legendary Defender (2016 US) - The Rise of Voltron (#1.1) 06/10/16 A nod to the stylized Mythosaurus skull symbol used by the Mandalorian.


The Mandalorian symbols:


The Vicar of Dibly (1994 UK) - Animals (#1.6) 12/15/94 The vicar (Dawn French) points to a photo of herself on the front of the Sun newspaper and says, "who's that?  Jabba the Hutt?"  (Thanks to Chris Brown for this reference!)

V.I.P. (US) -
[1] Irons (Anderson) says, 'Did you really want Darth Vader to conquer the galaxy?'
[2] Mark Hamill guests as Irons' Uncle.  Of course Irons has to have the ANH buns even though they're blonde.

Vroom Vroom (2006 UK 2006) - Imperial March music is used. (Thanks to Chris Brown for this reference!)

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Wander Over Yonder (2013 ) - 


[] The Greater Hater (#2.1) 08/03/15 During the end credits sketch animation:
#1: So you, uh, think this guy's Hater's brother? 
#2: Maybe he's Lord Hater's dad coming to show him who's boss. 
#3: Wait...Lord Who? 
#1: Uh, Lord Hater...that skeleton guy we work for...
#3: Oh CRUD, I've been calling him the wrong name for six months!! Why didn't anyone tell me?!!
#1: What did you think he was called?
#3: I've been calling him Lord Vader!!!
[] The Axe (#2.7) 08/31/15 Eye Fighters!
[] The Battle Royale (#2.9) 10/26/15 Trash compactor scene from Star Wars. Sylvia (Winchell) has a long pole which is bending and bowing as it did in Star Wars, she keeps asking Wander (McBrayer) to think of something to get them out of the compactor. At the very last moment Wander lifts his arm up to punch in the code on the keypad at the door while speaking out loud: "326382*long pause*8" (in the movie the number of the Death Star garbage compactor Luke, Leia, Han, and Chewie jump into is 326382..7 rather than ending with 8).





The War At Home (2006 US) -
[1] A Lower Class Problem (#1.8) 1/25/07
Brother asks for collateral in exchange from a loan "...there is a small matter of collateral.
Larry: Oh, well, my Yoda action figure is worth at least a hundred.
Brother: ...you paid a hundred dollars for a Yoda?
Larry:  No, I paid $95 but, it's increased in value over the years.
[2] A Lower Class Problem (#1.8) 1/25/07  Larry is late on his loan payment and his brother threatens to "break Yoda's legs"
[3] A Lower Class Problem (#1.8) 1/25/07 Larry comes into the kitchen and finds his brother cooking something "What are you making, mac & cheese?"   Brother "No, I'm actually makin' Yoda Alfredo!

Welcome to Eltingville (2000 US) - The pilot pits Josh and Bill against each other in the most intense trivia contest of all time. Alternating questions, 30 seconds to answer and the winner gets the ultimate prize: the right to spend $300 on a mint-in-box, 12-inch-tall Boba Fett action figure, complete with Wookiee scalps.

West Wing (US) - CJ Craig (Janney) asks her staffer how many more interviews she had to go through, the answer, 'Eleven hundred and Thirty Eight'

Whatever Happened to Robot Jones? (2002 US) -
[1] A robot utters, "Echuta!" and Robot Jones retorts, "How rude!"
[2] Cube Wars (title)

What's Happening! (1976 US) - ? Making Out (#3.11) 1/11/79 Roger (Thomas) says that comparing him to Rerun is like comparing Billy Dee Williams to a bowl of Jello.
Roger is trying to impress a girl by telling her he's been in the movies.
GIRL: Really, which one?
ROGER: Well, did you see Star Wars?
GIRL:  Wow! You were in Star Wars? Which one were you?
ROGER: I was him. Actually, I was one of the Stormtroopers,

What's New Scooby Doo (2002 US) - The Vampire Strikes Back (title) (#2.7)

Will & Grace (1998 US) -
[1] Me and Mr. Jones (#6.4) 10/16/03 James Earl Jones (as himself): I'm too old for this crap, I've got Darth Vader money!
[2] Title: May Divorce Be With You (#5.22) 05/01/03
[3] Title: Fagmalion Part 2: Attack Of The Clones 
[4] The Unsinkable Mommy Adler (#1.13) 02/09/99 Jack (Hayes) comes into Will's apartment with a rented video. Grace (Messing) asks which movie, Jack says, "Star Wars."
WILL (McCormack) & GRACE: Again!?
GRACE: I've seen it so much that I'm dreaming of Jabba the Hutt.
JACK: That's because you live with him.
Jack goes on to say that he must see it again for his internet site about C-3PO "The Truth About C-3PO"
WILL: Jack, C-3PO is not gay, he's British!
JACK *rolling his eyes*: R2 my circuits burn for you.

Wings (1990 US) - All in the Family (2.19) 03/07/91 (opening of the show) Brian (Weber) and Kenny (Manasseri) are at the ticket counter and are playing a computer game, after Kenny has his turn Brian says, 'Step aside Yoda you're in the wizard's glow'.

Wolverine and X-Men (2009 US) - Hindsight: Part 1 (#1.1) 01/23/09 Wolverine calls Beast "Chewie".

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X-Files (US) - 
[]
[] The Erlenmeyer Flask (#1.24) 05/13/94 Mulder tells Deep Throat to "I've gone along, been the dutiful son.  But maybe this time we can just cut the Obi-Wan Kenobi crap and you can save me the trouble."
[] Taking a look behind the scenes,  David Duchovny talks about the CSM (Cigarette Smoking Man) referring to him as,   "He is the bad guy.  He is ... Darth Vader."  (thanks to Apophis for the original heads up, updated dialogue by me, correction of title from Devil's Tail to Small Potatoes by isbagent, thank you!) 
[] The Blessing Way (#3.1) 09/22/95 Deep Throat returns to Mulder in apparition form (ala Obi-Wan to Luke)
[] Jose Chung's From Outer Space (#3.20) 04/12/96 The opening sequence is a reference to the first scene in Lucas' Star Wars. (ANH) expanded: Opening shot: Starry Sky. Familiar wedge-shaped object begins to cross the screen accompanied by rumbling. The shot cuts away to show that the object was the corner of a "cherry picker" (one of those crane things Electricians use to repair telephone wires high above.)  Note: later in the show a Sci-Fi geek is sitting in his room accompanied by an assortment of models, perhaps some SW ones too. I'll have to go back and check. (Thanks to isbagent1 for expansion on #7!) 
[] Small Potatoes (#4.20) 04/20/97 -
MULDER: But the baby's father is an alien?
AMANDA: No, no, I didn't say he was an alien, I said he was from another planet. His name is Luke Skywalker. He's what's known as a Jedi Knight.
SCULLY: Did he have a lightsaber?
AMANDA: No, he didn't bring it. He did sing me a song for me though. *sings SW Main Theme*
*Mulder walking towards door*
SCULLY: How many times have you seen Star Wars, Amanda?
AMANDA: Three hundred and sixty eight. I should break four hundred by Memorial Day.
SCULLY: Okay. Thank you.
AMANDA: Oh wait a minute, wait. You know these four other babies that were born around here with tails?
SCULLY: Uh huh.
AMANDA: There couldn't be any chance Luke's the father, is there?
(Scully looks thoughtful.)
(Mulder looks in the viewing room, where Amanda's baby is wagging its tail. Scully walks down the hall, on her cell phone. Mulder walks toward her.)
SCULLY (on phone): Okay. All right, I got it. Thank you.
MULDER: Take your best shot, Scully, but I think there's more going on here than Luke Skywalker and his light saber 
[] Brand X (#7.19) Use of the Wilhelm Scream  
[10] Vienen (#8.18) 04/29/01 As a character was describing an alien conspiracy, Mulder replies, "And you'd love to help, but you left your lightsaber at home..."

X-Men: Evolution (2000 US) -
[1] Strategy X (#1.1) 11/04/00 Toad (Fisher), unknowingly taking orders from Mystique, breaks into the Xavier Institute and is attacked by the automated defense systems. He then chases Nightcrawler through the halls, and says, "Come here, Wookiee boy! Come on, come over here, don't make me come up there, don't make me, oh, now you're starting to tick me off..."
[2] SpykeCam (#1.8) 02/10/01 Spyke (Denis) does a report on Star Wars the movie when he was supposed to do a report on the SDI "star wars" satellite defense system.

X-Play (2003 US) - 
[1] Morgan Webb brandishes a lightsaber every time a Star Wars game is reviewed.  But this time it was Adam Sessler who brought one out...on the 2004 Non-Denominational Gift Guide episode.  also, near the end, several crew members appeared on the set behind Adam & Morgan, 3 of them carrying lightsabers.  (Thanks to John at Obroa-Skai for this reference!)
[2] Evil Fanboy confronts Adam at Star Wars Celebration III:
FANBOY: Two years ago you gave 'Jedi Outcast' a 2 out of 5.
ADAM: So?
FANBOY: I want revenge. *Pulls out lightsaber* A few minutes later as Adam is getting chased, Morgan appears and has a lightsaber fight with the fanboy, which ends with fanboy's hand getting cut off.
[3] At Celebration III The Fanboy strikes again.  But this time the racoon puppet Ratty defeated him, and before he killed him, he said "Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suckin' it!!!"  (Thanks to Paige for references #2 and #3!)


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Yami to Boushi to To Hon No Tabibito (2003 JA) - 
[1] In one of the first episodes, Hatsuki (Noto) strikes a man with her kitana, which glows:
[2] In a later episode, during the backstory of one of the books' worlds (the books are part of a Great Library containing all the knowledge in the universe), a man named Gargantua (Miki) uses a "force push"
[3] In episode 7, Hatsumi (Shimizu) goes to a movie called "Merukiadesu's Strike", which is a SW-like movie.
[4] The first shot of the movie has an astromech droid that looks like R2-D2 with a tuxedo and cat ears
[5] The following shot is a copy of a portion of the Obi vs. Maul lightsaber duel.
 (Thanks to John at Obroa-Skai for all these references and pics!)

Yes, Dear (2000 US) - Greg (Clark),  decides to get a storage place to put all of his old stuff from the 80s that he was supposed to throw away. One of his "neighbors" at the storage place used it as a hideaway for all of his SW memorabilia. When they opened the door to the storage shed, he was dressed as a Stormtrooper. Most of the rest of the show he was dressed as Chewbacca.

Young Indiana Jones Chronicles (1992 US) - Adventures in Secret Service The young Austrian to Indy, 'What an incredible new smell you've discovered'


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Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century (1999 US) - kind of an animated take on Star Wars

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